A couple mornings ago my 2 year old daughter took off her PJs so I asked β€œhoney, aren’t you chilly?”

She responded: ”I no chiwwy, I Madison.”

I almost died choking on pancake. I don’t think I’ve fully recovered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shenkspine
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If the girl from PJ Masks gets wet

Is she a moist Owlette?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoAltair
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If Amaya from PJ Masks got caught in the rain...

She would turn into a moist Owlette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc0mm5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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what is the sleepiest personality type?

IN-PJ's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/super_dab_boi_22
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My Dad. Every Morning. To Everyone.

Dad: How'd you sleep??

Everyone: Good, and you?

Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.

Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kauto
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The Mrs didn't appreciated this one

Me: I've really got to stop confusing lord the rings and star wars with each other

Mrs pj-mcshane : how can you confuse the two?!

Me: I don't know. Its just a force of hobbit

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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We were in a real jam...

I dad joked my wife last night with the help of our 3mo old daughter.

It was time for Marlene (my 3mo old daughter) to get in to her PJs and get ready for bed. I scooped her up and flew her through the air (making rocket noises of course) and headed upstairs to change her diaper and get her in to her PJs. As I was flying her away from my wife. I said in my "Marlene Voice" (which actually sounds like Cartman),

>"Maam... When I come back, I'm going to be a changed woman!"

So I went and changed her diaper and got her in to her PJs which is a royal purple footed PJ outfit, and flew her back downstairs. When I got back downstairs I said, again in my Marlene voice,

>"Maam! I'm a changed woman! Changed in to a grape! Just don't make me angry!"

And my wife asked, >"Why shouldn't I make you angry?"

To which I replied as Marlene, >"Because then you will have to face my wrath!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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My Dad used this on my Mom when I was a child

Mom : Go put his pj's on! Dad : They don't fit me! Mom : facepalm Me: Those are mine!

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My Dad's Second favorite joke in the morning.

Dad: "Last night I had a dream I ate a 5 pound marshmallow!"

Everybody: "Oh yeahh?"

Dad: "Yeah and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!"

Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA

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Pizza delivery.

we ordered PJ's and I got a small no cheese peperoni and green pepper... so my son brings it back to me:

I, "That feels a lot like pizza."

Son, "No shit."

I, "Yeah, I didn't order any shit - so that's good."

Son, <plinko eyeball noise>

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Power line dadjoked my family

While driving with my Mom and brother we passed several sets of power lines crossing over a river, many of which had marker balls on them. My mom asked why some of the lines didn't have balls, I told her it was because those were girl power lines.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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What do you call a wet PJ mask?

A moist owlette.

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