I (f13) am looking for some cringe pickup lines to tell my friends (male) when I see them on Sunday for the lols,and feel as though you would be the best people to help
Edit: I just realised it would be cool id they were dnd related as we are doing that
“Hey, girls; I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours!”
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
I'm just kidding. Don't pick up COVID-19 in line. It's dangerous, stay home people.
But I can’t tell it to you because it would make me too attractive
Baby, is you a Nissan cause I want you Altima self!!…
One clogs streets, the other breaks ice sheets.
Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso
I’m ideal for filling in holes
She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.
Are you a dry indehiscent fruit?
Because you’re kind of nutty!
It goes, "BEEP BEEP VROOM VROOM HONK HONK BEEP HONK!"
".....cuz you got dat assssss, ma!"
I spit out my cornflakes and ironically was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
"...excuse me miss, do you comb hair often?"
What’s your sine?
I think I'm a snowflake. Because I've fallen for you.
http://imgur.com/UdWSQwO
girl feels shirt "whats that?"
......."boyfriend material"
Hey baby, what's ursine?
you look out of this world, wanna go to launch sometime?
I guess it’s because he has the best pickup lines
It said "Parking fine". So that was nice.
A pickup line
