Are physical puns a thing here? I'm just gonna leave this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grunzi6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Physics puns are relatively easier to make
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesandno-2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Physics pun from /r/physicsmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. There is no Time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I just had a physical.

The Doctor said "don't eat anything fatty".

I said "you mean avoid burgers and bacon, that sort of thing?"

He said "no Fatty, don't eat anything".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Get your physics right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.

How else will you learn fission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What are the last words of the physical education teacher?

All javelins to me

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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A physics textbook walks into a bar...

A physics textbook book walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender looks up and says, β€œSure pal, it looks like you have a lot of problems.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Daddy_DD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Do you want to hear a physics joke?

Wait, I forgot watt was it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BgDoggo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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A guy told me the size of my heart matters more than my physical size.

Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, β€œLarry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Larry replies, β€œGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”

β€œWow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.

β€œBonnie,” he says, β€œLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”

β€œOh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. β€œHe’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?

Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Who likes physics?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hriman10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?

Shredded Wheat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyTrinitrons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What does every Physics Research starts with?

A Quest_ion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abionic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I was thinking of changing my major to Physics

Then I can go ahead and be a physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXplainawesomeXx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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More than math and physics can answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlurEyes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Physical dad jokes
  • Pretending to pick fleas out of my kids hair and then eating them.
  • Waving back at people who clearly aren't waving at me.
  • Intentionally missing a high five.
  • Pressing the car horn when I'm in the passenger seat and the teenager is driving slowly past other people.
  • Answering "Yes dear" in a falsetto voice when one of the kids yells for mum.

What else have you got?

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Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.

Which happens to be jack shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why did people stop going to physical media distributors?

>!Cause it was a CD place!!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terectec
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Physics joke: What makes reproduction Work?

The family Joules!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway2032015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclev91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I wish him well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothsRevenge622
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy?

The fairy of relativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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In a simulation I did for physics class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgeo113r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Physics 101
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".

I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.

The physical pain on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Physics is full of problems

And chemistry is full of solutions

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I tried to date a rabbi but when people found out I got physically assaulted.

Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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β€ͺWe agreed to start greeting each other without making physical contact...‬

Then we shook on it.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Man goes to a doctor for a physical

Man tells doctor not to be alarmed but he has 5 penises.

Doctor says β€œwow! How do your pants fit?”

Man: β€œLike a glove”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My physic friend told me he wanted to try his new mind forklift

It really lifted my spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackCatGamer204
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman580517
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry πŸ₯Ί

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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We're learning about electricity in Physics class...

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A vegan physics teacher be like:

Lettuce consider......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?

mcΒ²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheV1p3r
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No Time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat exactly happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I had a physical and my doctor said, "don't eat anything fatty". I said like "bacon and cheeseburgers ?"

He said "No, fatty, don't eat anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?

They had no chemistry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dex_77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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