To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?
What do you call a singing computer?
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
They won the Nobel prize.
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
Hi there, I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to ever walk on the moon..
My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?
I now pronounce you man and wifi.
My computer asked me a Question.
My Pc asked me if it would ever be like a PlayStation or Xbox.
I told him no.
he's Inconsoleable.
Did you see where the computer hacker went?
My computer wants to build a snowman.
What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
Why is Forrest Gump's computer always getting hacked?
His password is 1Forrest1
How does a non binary person kill someone?
My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.
Apparently identity theft is a crime.
How does a computer learn things?
What made the mushroom forager such a good person?
What does a shark and a computer have in common ?
They both have megabytes.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
I have a computer that does the exact opposite of what you tell it to do
it talks so if it's being annoying just say "open down"
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
What do you call an honest trans person with kids?
Do not use “Beefstew” as your computer password
What do you call a person with epilepsy laying on a bed of lettuce?
Pun about computer
I am learning how to Excel in spreadsheets in my computer science class
I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
What's it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Why couldn't the computer get to work on time?
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
How does a computer get drunk?
What is an astronauts favourite key on a computer
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I say ‘Mucho’ to every Spanish person I meet...
Apparently it means a lot to them.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,
"People like you make me sick!".
Where does a person who’s having trouble breathing go to shop?
My computer broke, and my boss told me to take it to the IT guy
So I went outside and threw it in the sewer
Beware of angry computers.
How does a computer learn new things?
How does a non-binary person kill someone?
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