My performance review as a mechanic went well.

My overall performance was evaluated as excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shamon_Yu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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Performance Review

Was filling out a performance review at work last week. Had to say how much you think you're worth to the organization. I said $100,000 and attached a photo of myself.

It was my selfie valuation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idontbelonginhere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2022
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I'm currently sitting through a Jewish religious music performance. Here is my review.

Shofar show good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerkstore_84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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My dad lost his job at the sausage factory today. They told him at his performance review...

You're the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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After the nuclear apocalypse, I hope I can get a job capturing mutants.

That would be variant arresting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllylTeapot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2023
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After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.

It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlaviVirtahepo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Bears wouldn't make great police officers.

They would get scared every time somebody puts their hands up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameSpection
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2022
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"Poor leadership but great execution."

-- Louis XVI's performance review.

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The company I work for has some issues.

Most people don't have managers (though I do) or get performance reviews, but they have given us face shields to keep us safe.

Anyway, the other day I saw two people walking around the office putting stickers on all our face shields. I took a look and it was a picture of my manager Susan.

So I HAD to ask - apparently HR told them everyone has to have a Sue per visor.

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My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic...

He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure

but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I got fired from my job as a submarine pilot. :-(

I just don't get it. My performance reviews always said my work was sub-standard.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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