So here’s my definitely-not-gonna-backfire plan, bitches. It’s gabapentin refill day on the 16th. I’m gonna save today’s and tomorrow’s while I blow through the last of my benzo supply then on refill day I can hit the β€˜pentin a bit heavy for the rebound for a day or two and then carry on like usual.
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Pentinent engine ready to wreck havoc on the enemies of mankind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/totzro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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I painted a pentinent engine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/totzro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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How can I check which pentinence I chose?

Can't remember if I chose one or skipped them bc didn't feel like the extra challenge was worth it. Would it be in my inventory?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigiduder
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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The Pentinent One
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerhardltm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Vigano (yes, that Vigano) appears IN PUBLIC to protest the German hierarchy with the laity (Ed Pentin) twitter.com/EdwardPentin/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zestanor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Power of God is flowing through The Pentinent one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerhardltm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Mortifiers and Pentinent Engines - list built around them?

I love mortifiers but I know very little about Sisters gameplay. I'm going to paint a bunch (4 or 6) of morts/pentinent engines for the love of the aesthetic, but will I be able to build an army around them?

If so what order and units would most compliment them?

Thanks in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_iiii_m
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Gabriella Pentin & Tina

So I hit a line of meth earlier today, and then a little later, still buzzin from the dope, I popped three, 300mg Gabapentin capsules. I then sipped on a dr pepper as they started to kick in, then I took the fuck off. It crept up on me from there, and I end up higher than a giraffe's pussy, plus I decided it was a good idea to take a dab...Shit, at first it just felt like a mellow buzz, and both drugs synergizing with eachother. I ate some pizza, and afterwards I realized I was feeling a huge load from the body high. I was fucked. I was so damn inebriated I felt like I took a damn psychedelic, and it was bliss. So now I been listening to music, and I feel like I'm in another reality, and I'm feeling so much peace, and happiness. I'm just enjoying this experience, and really taking the time to dissociate from myself, and get out my head. At the same time I am able to socialize, and enjoy the ones around me. I just wanna say, as a meth addict, gabapentin is like the big homie, and meth is that homie you been runnin with, goin thru shit, and you always seem to end up together no matter what, so you guys just stay doubled up, runnin with eachother. Sometimes life good, even great, but sometimes it get rough af, and that's when big bro, Gabapentin, steps in. Now we all three enjoying one another's company, and all vibin together, and big homie Gab has everything under control so I don't worry about a thing, cause gabapentin got homie meth movin the right way, and a lot more stable. And since gabapentin always takes over any high I have, and it solid af and always eliminates the negative feelings I have, sober too, I feel like big bro takin care of me and my homies (drugs), and I can call on him any time he around. Anyways I'm fuckin cluster fucked in the skull right now.πŸ€―πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’€πŸ™‰πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€­πŸ₯³πŸ˜‡πŸ§ πŸ‘€ No 🧒.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedRacerZooteD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I only have 200 g coming in, how do I taper off

LM is completely out of stock. I take like 8-10 gpd. I really can't believe I decided to be this stupid, it's such a dumb thing to do. I don't ever want to take this again but I'm so scared of the withdrawals and going to the hospital and having seizures and hallucinations. I've been using since July, but I've used it before then. I was in a psych ward in July and was off for like ten days.

I feel like a piece of shit junkie and have no clue what to do. I'm assuming this is going to be the last time I'll be able to order it. I don't know what's going on. I need help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adsfawefzrf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Order of the Bloody Rose Pentinent Engine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grayheresy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Pentinent Engine! imgur.com/gallery/2EjrUgw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gniewekel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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All 3 Pentinence Rewards?

I beat the new game + with one of the Pentinences. I know there was some speculation that something might unlock if you complete all 3.

Does anyone know if completing all 3 unlocks something?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckO5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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This is Pentin, I caged him to keep him safe from everyone. Today he has died by one of my friends accidentally hitting Pentin. This was one of the only screenshots of him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fooxxeerr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Novena for Cardinal George Pell which begins today ahead of his March 11-12 final appeal in Australia's High Court [posted yesterday by Edward Pentin on Twitter]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prudecru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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PSA: Aeon disk does not prevent damage against bloodrage, pentinence, soul catcher and flesh golem

and you will still take damage if youre a slarder who uses sprint. similar interaction to all other forms of damage manipulation such as cold embrace or ursa's enrage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xHe4DHunt3r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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From Edward Pentin's blog: Monsignor Bux - "examine the judicial validity of Benedict XVI's resignation whether it was full or partial."

http://edwardpentin.co.uk/monsignor-bux-pope-francis-must-urgently-issue-profession-of-faith/

> In a forceful interview with Italian Vaticanist Aldo Maria Valli, Msgr. Nicola Bux has warned that the current pontificate is issuing statements that are generating β€œheresies, schisms, and controversies of various kinds” and that the Holy Father should issue a profession of faith to restore unity in the Church.

>In the interview, published Oct. 13 but overlooked due to the Youth Synod taking place in Rome last month, the theologian consultor to the Congregation for the Causes of Saints said β€œheretical statements” on marriage, the moral life and reception of the sacraments are now β€œat the center of a vast debate which is becoming more and more passionate by the day.”

Here's the kicker:

> β€œMore useful” than a fraternal correction, he said, would be to examine the β€œjuridical validity” of Pope Benedict’s XVI’s resignation and β€œwhether it is full or partial.” Jesus, he said, did not give the keys of heaven to Peter and Andrew but β€œsaid it only to Peter.” Such an β€œin-depth study” of the resignation, he said, could help to β€œovercome problems that today seem insurmountable to us.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FretensisX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TR1771N
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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My attempt at The Pentinent One from Blasphemous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimistHeretic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Reet, Pete, and Repeat were all in a boat. Reet and Pete fell off. Who was left?

(Answer in comments)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeSackOfNuts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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Debate Intensifies Over Benedict XVI’s Resignation and Role as Pope Emeritus - Edward Pentin edwardpentin.co.uk/debate…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FretensisX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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