Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties?
They were a formyl group.
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︎ Dec 16 2022
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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︎ Dec 28 2022
TIL a Goose's beak is composed of 4 elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium.
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︎ Aug 22 2022
Did you hear that the hydrogen atom was doing a remodel?
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︎ Oct 12 2022
Do you wanna hear a joke about tungsten, hydrogen, and yttrium?
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︎ Jun 28 2022
Why did the hydrogen ion visit the shrink?
To talk about its toxic positivity
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︎ Jun 15 2022
I was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen
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︎ Feb 17 2022
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
βOH SNaP!β exclaims the bartender.
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︎ Mar 11 2022
Hydrogenβs really great
Itβs rated number 1 after all
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︎ Jan 06 2022
Hydrogen. Helium. Lithium. Beryllium.
Long ago, the 118 nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the synthetic elements attacked..
Only the Chemist, master of all 118 elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Chemist, a potassium bender named Anion. And although his potassium bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before heβs ready to save anyone.
But I believe Anion can save the world!
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︎ Oct 27 2021
An oxygen and hydrogen atom walk into a bar. They had a single covalent bond. The bartender asked what'll they have.
"OH! We didn't know this was supposed to be a joke." Came the reply.
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︎ Sep 04 2021
A deadpan comedian falls into a lake full of water
His humor is not so dry anymore
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︎ Apr 23 2022
My Helium balloon start-up ran out of Helium
I guess I really am out of my element here
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︎ Oct 02 2022
Got my daughter with a real groaner last night.
My daughter asked me to fill her empty glass and I said it was already full, full of air. She said she wanted water not air to which I replied βyou already got the O but I guess you want the H^2β She was perplexed for a second and then smiled when she got it, I laughed at her tepid response feeling proud of myself.
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︎ Sep 24 2022
There really is such a thing as too many Os
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︎ Oct 18 2021
Two men are seated at a bar
The one man tells the bartender, "I'll have an h2o!" and sips his glass of water
The other man says to the bartender, "I'll have an h2o, too!" He dies.
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︎ Sep 09 2022
[sciency] two men walked walked into a bar, one ordered plain H2O and the other said βH2O too pleaseβ
Needless to say, the Second one died
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︎ Aug 19 2022
What should we do with a dead chemist?
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︎ Apr 11 2022
What's a three letter word that starts with gas?
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︎ May 18 2022
Argon accused Neon of steal from him
Neon admitted that he stole. Such a noble move
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︎ Mar 10 2022
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'd like some H2O please". The other says "I'll have some water too"
The first one walks out frustrated that his assassination attempt failed
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︎ Jun 26 2022
I ate a Pb & jelly sandwich...
Wouldn't recommend, now I've got lead poisoning.
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︎ Apr 08 2022
My Tesla has been arrested
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︎ Sep 09 2022
What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Two chemists walk into a bar.
Chemist 1: Iβll have H20 please
Chemist 2: IβIl have water also
Chemist 1 walks away frustrated as his assassination attempt failed
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︎ Feb 20 2022
Hydrogen: Helium, how do I become like you?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What is Thanos' favorite hydrogen isotope?
Tritium, because it has an half-life.
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︎ May 01 2019
want to hear a joke about Potassium?
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︎ Jul 04 2022
Be careful about buying too many helium balloons for a party.
You donβt want to get carried away.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says "I'll have some H2O".
The second scientist says "I'll have some water too. Wait... why did you say H2O? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally complicate things like that in a situation outside of work".
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
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︎ Sep 01 2021
I was gonna make a chemistry joke
But all the good ones Argon
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︎ Jul 24 2021
An Hydrogen atom asks Astatine atom
- Why are you so unstable?
- Well, idk
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︎ Mar 16 2019
What do you call hydrogen with more than 2 oxygen atoms
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︎ Dec 01 2018
Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Did you hear that Oxygen broke up with Magnesium?
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I was gonna tell a joke about sodium, but
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I was going to tell a joke about sodium and oxygen
But I'm afraid I'd get a violent reaction
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︎ Sep 10 2021
My 5th graderβs joke today: Two friends walked into a store (she meant βbarβ but she knows sheβs too young to patron a bar), and the 1st friend βIβll take an H2O!β. The 2nd friend says βIβll take an H2O, too!β And the 2nd friend died. Why?
Because H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and itβs toxic!!
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︎ Jan 04 2022
What do chemists say when they greet eachother?
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︎ May 08 2022
Astonishmium
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I was going make a joke about Sodium
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︎ Sep 10 2019
i'm so sorry
Q: what did the scientist say when they found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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︎ Feb 25 2020
If H20 is water, what's H2O4?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why were oxygen, hydrogen and carbon wearing suites and ties?
Because they are formyl group.
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︎ Aug 23 2022
Should i add hydrogen to sodium?
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Two men walk into a bar. One man orders HβO. The other man says: "I'll have HβO, too."
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︎ Aug 31 2021
Two chemists walk into a bar.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."
The firstο»Ώ chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.
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