My wife had to go out to buy more pectin to make jam…

… and she was trying to find the best place to get it. I suggested she try the Straights of Ma-gelin'. She glared for minutes…

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👤︎ u/alficles
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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What did one jam say to the other jam?

"Could you spread out please? We're all pectin here. Thank you berry much."

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👤︎ u/kujifunza
📅︎ Jan 27 2022
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