How come Pavlov always had such lush, luxurious hair?

He conditioned it.

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Pavlovโ€™s beard was in perfect shape because he conditioned it.
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Why was Pavlovโ€™s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Did you know that Pavlov not only discovered classical conditioning, but also started a large charitable organization?

The salivation army!

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Pavlov didn't always have straight hair

He had to condition it first!

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I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov and Schrรถdinger.

The librarian said, โ€œThat rings a bell, but Iโ€™m not sure if itโ€™s here.โ€

(Got this from my dad, so I felt obligated to post it here)

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There's a new book out about Pavlov's dog and Schrรถdinger's cat.

I asked the librarian about it. She said "it rings a bell, but I'm not sure if we have it in yet or not."

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I always wondered how Pavlov got such shiny, smooth hair

Turns out he conditioned it

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A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrรถdinger's cat?"

โ€œIt rings a bell but I donโ€™t know whether itโ€™s here or not.โ€

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Pavlovโ€™s hair wasnโ€™t always so silkyโ€ฆ.

He had to condition it!

Does this joke ring a bell?

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I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Pavlovโ€™s dog and Schrรถdingerโ€™s cat team up for a cross country adventure.

I headed down to the library to get a copy for my daughter. The librarian said my description rang a bell but she wasnโ€™t sure if it was there or not.

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Where do I know the name "Pavlov" from?

It's ringing a bell.

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How did Pavlov get his hair so soft?

Conditioning.

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I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.

Anyway, then the bell went and we all went for lunch.

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Why is Pavlov's hair so shiny?

He conditions it.

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Classic
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov.

She said sheโ€™d have to check to be sure, but that the name rang a bell.

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One day Ivan Pavlov was having a drink in the local pub when the phone rang.

He jumped up and exclaimed, โ€œI have to feed the dogs!โ€

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I like my hair to be like a Pavlov dog's...

Conditioned af

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."

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How did Pavlov get such great hair?

He conditioned it

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Why was Pavlov's thermostat ringing?

Air Conditioning

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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

He wanted the No-Bell Prize.

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Classical conditioning.

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My friend asked if i had heard of Pavlov

But it didnt ring a bell

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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I asked the librarian if the had the new book about Pavlovโ€™s dog and Schrรถdingerโ€™s cat.

She said it rang a bell, but she wasnโ€™t sure if it was there.

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I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodingerโ€™s cat and Pavlovโ€™s dog team up for a cross county adventure...

So I headed down to the library to see if they had a copy. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasnโ€™t sure if it was there or not.

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I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrรถdingerโ€™s cat and Pavlovโ€™s dog team up for a cross country adventure

So I head down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasnโ€™t sure if it was there or not

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Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditions it.

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I asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov.

She said sheโ€™d have to check to be sure, but that the name rang a bell.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrรถdinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlovโ€™s dog and Schrรถdingerโ€™s cat

The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasnโ€™t sure if it was there or not.

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Pavlov was sitting at a bar when the phone rang.

"I forgot to feed the dogs!"

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Why was Pavlov's hair soft?

Because he conditioned it

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Why is Pavlovโ€™s hair so soft??

Because he conditioned it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Why was Pavlov's hair so silky soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrรถdinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.

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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Why is Pavlovโ€™s hair so soft?

He conditions it.

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Why was Pavlovโ€™s hair so soft?

He conditioned it

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Why was Ivan Pavlovโ€™s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Why was Pavlovโ€™s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

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Why was Pavlovโ€™s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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