A Bear Carried Paul's Dead Body Away. What Was His Job?

A pallbearer.

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Have you seen RuPaul's Barbara Streisand impersonation? She is called

RuBarb

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Paul's an assistant at a butcher shop . He's 6 foot tall and wears a size 9 shoe . What does he weight ?

Meat.

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I've decided to start raising Paul McCartneys.

You know, half beagle- half poodle?

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My friend Paul

My friend Paul E. Gott is fluent in 12 different languages.

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What did Paul McCartney confess to his wife near a corn field?

Maybe I'm amaized at the way you're with me all the time

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Paul Wakka.
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Who were John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison before Ringo Starr joined them?

The beatless

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What was Paul McCartney when he was still a toddler?

Probably a Papaback rider.

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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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You know the group 'Peter, Paul and Mary'?

Well, had Mary been called Robin,

seeing how Paul's bald,

'Peter, Paul and Mary' might well have been called:

'Robin, Peter, ToupΓ©e Paul'

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What did *Paul Newman* say to Mark Hamill at the end of Ep V?

Cool hand, Luke!

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Vin Diesel eats two meals a day

Breakfast and breakfurious

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Steven Tyler was such a big Paul McCartney fan that he named his 2 daughters after his favorite song.

Liv Tyler & Let Die Tyler

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β€œNewman’s first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you’re upside down.” β€” Paul Newman
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John Legend has put out a line of food products, sort of like how Paul Newman did with his salad dressings.

It's called John Legend Dairy.

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John lennon sniffing coke
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What do you call a β€˜59 Gibson Les Paul you receive through a will?

An heir guitar

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A Story About My Name(s)

My parents named me Pete but I hated the name as a child. Other kids used to annoy me with stupid jokes like, "hey, Peter, a pirate stole your R!"

I begged my parents and had my name changed to Peter. But during my teen years, I hated my new name. It felt so common. There were two more Peters in my class! I changed my name to Passion.

Once I was out of my teen phase and began working, I started hating this name. I felt like my coworkers made fun of my name. My boss mocked me with, "For a guy named Passion, you don't show any during work." So I changed my name to Paul.

Now, I've grown old and quite tired of changing names. I don't care. But I'd like to do it anyway. I'm thinking of going back to my first name, the name my parents gave me.

In case you didn't understand…

Should I re-Pete myself?

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What do Terry Wogan and Paul O'Grady have in common?

Their favourite wine is Blanc De Blanc

Blankety Blank 🎢 Blankety Blank 🎢 Blankety Blank 🎢

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In a very public spat, John Lennon’s wife threw a tyre at Paul McCartney’s wife.

All the press wanted to know was, did Yoko harm her?

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If the Beatles were French, why would they only have 3 members as opposed to 4?

Instead of John, Paul, George, and Ringo, they would be Jean-Paul, George, and Ringo

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Who is Chris Pratt?

A rat that has been quite severely overcooked

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What did Charlie Puth, when he was sick, tell to Paul Walker?

It's been a long day, with achoo my friend

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When the bills come due…

…guys named Peter must hate guys named Paul.

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My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.

I said maybe.

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Prue Jackman.
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Someone once compared me to the UK TV presenter, Paul O'Grady

I said, , "That's Savage."

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The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar…

It was tense.

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John-Paul, Georgian Ringo.
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When did Paul McCartney write β€œSilly Love Songs”?

His entire career.

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What did Paul McCartney say when he met John’s new girlfriend?

Ono, Ono, Ono no no no...

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Coming are the British! Coming are the British!
  • Paul Reverse
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Then it must be Paul’s, y’all.
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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

'Ell if I know

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What did the Beatles say when the Pope lost his jewelry?

"By George, where did John Paul's ring go?"

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Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"

I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."

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Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

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SLogan Paul

If Logan Paul was an activist

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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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