A list of puns related to "Pauls"
A pallbearer.
RuBarb
Meat.
You know, half beagle- half poodle?
My friend Paul E. Gott is fluent in 12 different languages.
Maybe I'm amaized at the way you're with me all the time
The beatless
Probably a Papaback rider.
Christopher Walken
Well, had Mary been called Robin,
seeing how Paul's bald,
'Peter, Paul and Mary' might well have been called:
'Robin, Peter, ToupΓ©e Paul'
Cool hand, Luke!
Breakfast and breakfurious
Liv Tyler & Let Die Tyler
It's called John Legend Dairy.
An heir guitar
My parents named me Pete but I hated the name as a child. Other kids used to annoy me with stupid jokes like, "hey, Peter, a pirate stole your R!"
I begged my parents and had my name changed to Peter. But during my teen years, I hated my new name. It felt so common. There were two more Peters in my class! I changed my name to Passion.
Once I was out of my teen phase and began working, I started hating this name. I felt like my coworkers made fun of my name. My boss mocked me with, "For a guy named Passion, you don't show any during work." So I changed my name to Paul.
Now, I've grown old and quite tired of changing names. I don't care. But I'd like to do it anyway. I'm thinking of going back to my first name, the name my parents gave me.
In case you didn't understandβ¦
Should I re-Pete myself?
Their favourite wine is Blanc De Blanc
Blankety Blank πΆ Blankety Blank πΆ Blankety Blank πΆ
All the press wanted to know was, did Yoko harm her?
Instead of John, Paul, George, and Ringo, they would be Jean-Paul, George, and Ringo
A rat that has been quite severely overcooked
It's been a long day, with achoo my friend
β¦guys named Peter must hate guys named Paul.
I said maybe.
I said, , "That's Savage."
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
It was tense.
His entire career.
Ono, Ono, Ono no no no...
'Ell if I know
"By George, where did John Paul's ring go?"
I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."
Because it could only oscillate horizontally
If Logan Paul was an activist
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
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