Papal Puns

A list of puns related to "Papal"

What's the modern way to donate to the church?

Papal Paypal!

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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How do members of the Catholic Church pay each other?

They use papal transactions

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👤︎ u/338geek
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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A female pope pun

I thought of this pun in class in university back in the late 90s, and I thought it was funny. I still stand by it, and will do so until I die.

We were discussing the conspiracy that there was possibly a female pope at one time in history. The professor asked how would they even know if a certain pope was female. How would they discover it?

I turned to the guy sitting next to me: "Maybe a Papal smear?"

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👤︎ u/JacobasNile
📅︎ May 10 2019
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How does the pope pay for stuff he wins on ebay?

... Papal.com

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👤︎ u/adambikes
📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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How does the Pope dry his hands?

He uses a Papal towel.

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👤︎ u/FinguzMcGhee
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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What does the pope use to hold documents together?

Papal clips.

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👤︎ u/Vandorbelt
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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What is the number one money transfer service in Rome?

Papal.

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👤︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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I wonder if the Pope uses PayPal?

I guess it would be like a...

Papal PayPal?

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👤︎ u/kilkil
📅︎ Dec 30 2015
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How does the pope pay for things on the intnernet?

He uses his papal account...

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👤︎ u/KingPotato_
📅︎ Aug 21 2014
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My husband dadjoked me

Me: I have a tiny little cut it my finger. I have no idea how it got there.

Him: Have you been hanging out with Catholics? It could be a papal cut.

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👤︎ u/Arachnidiot
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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How does the head of the Catholic Church pay for goods online?

His papal account

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👤︎ u/Bryan84
📅︎ Mar 26 2017
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How does the pope do his online shopping?

He uses PAPAL

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👤︎ u/Cephon
📅︎ Dec 07 2015
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How does the Vatican pay the bills?

They use Papal.

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👤︎ u/getyerhandoffit
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
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How do you clean up water spilled during a baptism?

With papal towels.

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👤︎ u/Roarlord
📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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What does the Pope put on his pancakes?

Papal syrup.

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👤︎ u/TheChosenJuan99
📅︎ Sep 06 2014
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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels

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👤︎ u/__Shake__
📅︎ Dec 11 2016
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