A list of puns related to "Panzerwaffe"
Me and my fellow man roleplay as German tankers and as a Company commander, I don't know where should I stay.
In the back? Right in front of the charge? Maybe in the middle to not get shot?
I would be very happy if anyone had some historical documents about German tank formations and tactics
Something that I remarked with Wehraboo is that they only care about the big gun such as the tiger I and the panther (although they don't seem to care much about the tiger 2 and the jagdpanther for some reason) but completely ignore stuff such as the STuG or the panzer III and IV and when it come to the ace ,they'll often mention only 1 particular battle like villers-bocage for wittman despite him having the majority of its kill in the east and otto carius somewhat because he shotted down a plane(really wonder how did Wehraboo come with that one+they would be somewhat disapointed by him since he critcise the tiger and jagdtiger in his memoir) ,also they'll often don't know shit regarding the organisation of the Wehrmacht and the logistical part (particulary with "what if the nazi won the war" ,I rarely see logistic being taken into account).
After some pretty interesting arguments against Rommel, I would like to draw attention to Guderian.
In the mid-1920s, along with Ernst Volkheim (Volkheim during the First World War, unlike Guderian, was the commander of an assault armored vehicle A7V) , Lieutenant Colonel Oswald Lutz, head of the Reichswehr Arms and Technology Inspection Department, was considered one of the leading tank theorists. His department in 1925 conducted several studies and came to the conclusion that the German army in the future should have two types of tanks:
-with powerful armor and weapons, but slow in battle;
-fast, lightly armed, with light armor, designed for reconnaissance and support.
Guderian, then an officer at the headquarters of the 2nd Division in Stettin, did not participate in these studies. Since 1926, the inspector of motorized units of the Ministry of Defense Alfred von Fallard-Bockelberg was engaged in remaking mechanized units from supply units into full-fledged combat units. Guderian, on the other hand, wrote about it as if he was the one who worked on this issue, and did not even mention the name of Vollard-Bokelberg. In fact, Guderian at that time had no influence on these processes. In 1927, Major Ludwig Ritter von Radlmeier, head of the mechanized units inspection at the Ministry of Defense, called for the independent use of tank formations, which was a very advanced idea.
A little later, in 1929-1932, he led a secret tank school in Kazan, in which the Red Army and the Reich Army jointly tested tanks and developed tactics for their use. Guderian at that time was still no one in tank matters. It should also be borne in mind that, thanks to secret German-Soviet cooperation, Guderian received the name of a tank expert, but in KTL this is completely impossible.
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At the end of 1927, Colonel Werner Freicher von Fritsch, the head of the ground forces department in the military department of the Ministry of Defense, realized that tanks were the decisive weapon of attack. He emphasized the importance of independent tank formations, and in the weapons program of 1928, tanks were give
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Panzerschule Kama (1929-1933) - Panzerwaffe was born in Soviet Union
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I wonder how they talk about that.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Mathematical puns makes me number
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
He lost May
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
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