I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Di kurikulum sejarah negara kita yang berbasis nasionalisme, narasi yang sering diajarkan mengenai pembangunan Jalan Raya Pos adalah jalan tersebut dibangun oleh Gubernur Jendral Daendels melalui kerja paksa. Namun kejadian sebenernya sedikit lebih rumit. Nyatanya, pemerintah kolonial Belanda memberikan ringgit perak, beras dan garam kepada bupati setempat untuk diberikan kepada para pekerja jalan sebagai upah. Bukti pembayaran dari pemerintah kolonial kepadapara bupati tercatat dalam Plakaatboek. Namun, karena sistem pemerintahan pribumi belum memiliki pencatatan administratif modern seperti halnya pemerintahan kolonial Belanda, tidak ada dokumen bukti pembayaran dari bupati kepada pekerja, sehingga terbuka untuk spekulasi mengenai korupsi upah pekerja oleh bupati-bupati lokal.
Di hampir semua postingan sosial media yang ngebahas topik ini, gw liat mayoritas orang di komentar langsung jadi apologist pemerintah kolonial Belanda. Banyak yang bilang "bukan belanda yang kejam, orang kita aja yang korup", "perjuangan melawan bangsa sendiri memang lebih sulit", "sejarah ditulis oleh pemenang", malah ada yang menganggap kita bakal lebih maju kalau tetap dipimpin Belanda. Di satu sisi, bagus mereka mau berpikir kritis buat mempertanyakan sejarah yang diajarkan kepada mereka dan terbuka melihat sisi lain sejarah. Di sisi lain, kok rasanya ada faktor mental inander yang bermain ya, sampai mereka gampang banget memaafkan penjajah Belanda dan nyalahin bangsa sendiri ?
Kalo menurut komodos sendiri gimana? Apakah narasi "kerja paksa" oleh "penjajah Belanda yang kejam" itu murni propaganda kurikulum sejarah nasionalis negara kita? Apakah benar Pemerintah Kolonial Belanda tidak punya niat buruk kepada warga pribumi, dan penderitaan pekerja Jalan Raya Pos murni karena tindak korupsi bupati lokal? Apakah bupati-bupati lokal ikut bertanggung jawab atas penderitaan para pekerja Jalan Raya Pos, tapi dosa terbesar tetap di tangan pemerintahan kolonial Belanda yang yang menginisasi proyek tersebut? Atau apakah fakta bahwa ada upah yang diberikan tidak mengubah apapun, karena bagaimanapun pembangunan Jalan Raya Pos merupakan bentuk eksploitasi wilayah, SDA, dan warga b
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What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
