Python wrapper for Java
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My friend started a java joint run by himself in Tel Aviv...

It's call HeBrews Coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Python wrapper for Java
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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"I say ole bean, java pen?" "Why yes, I do what Sumatra with yours? "Cool beans mines not too perky."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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How do people from Java communicate?

They write Javascript.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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Java

My business professor has a dad like sense of humor and he was talking about thing's that pop up on your computer and ask for updates and he goes:

"What's that one that always pops up...Java...Applet? What the hell is an Applet anyway? Is it just a small apple?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_dirty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing

But it's what's inside that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungrysamy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...

I really need to wash some mugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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My Dad dropped his phone in a cup of coffee...

After a stunned silence...

"At least it runs Java now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durangokid97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Computer Coffee..

I was telling my wife a story about a programmer that was able to run a computer script on a Coffee Machine.

It would brew the coffee for the person exactly as they reached the machine, my wife jokingly said, "he speaks computer coffee."

That is when Dad Joke came in and I said, you could say that he speaks Java.

She walked outside without saying anything and stared at the yard for a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scopecontro1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Got a pen from Starbucks

but it only writes in Javascript

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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What do you call a coffee bean security guard?

A grounds-keeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?

One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobadabing
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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My wife asked me to help her open a jar

I told her to download Java

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KwontumMechanics
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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Pulled a dad joke will working on the coffee maker.

Recently we got a Keurig in the house, after 20 minutes and one frozen touch screen later I uttered the phrase this thing must run on Java.

It took me a second after hearing the groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seaponyluna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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The exam I just took had a bonus question.

It asked for a pick-up line using topics from our class (Programming Languages). Here's what I wrote:

>Smalltalk is nice, but how about a date over a nice cup of Java?

^My ^first ^dad ^joke! ^^I'm ^^so ^^proud ^^of ^^myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazingarpeggio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Dad joked my state farm rep.

Her-"Sorry about the delay sir our computers are slow in the morning"

Me- "You should enable java script!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virginiamudbrick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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My coworker to the .net department

A colleague from the .net department came into our department (java) and said, i must have forgotten my coffee here, he picked it up and on his way back to his department a colleague told him that he accidentally took his fish with him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klaushansen
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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Java Programmers wear glasses

Because they don't C#

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImTomRS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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