What do you call a fake palm tree?

Frondulent.

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I recently got caught stealing a royal palm tree

They charged me with grand theft auto-troph

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Palm tree
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Palm tree
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What does a German palm tree name its branches?

Franz.

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It's a palm tree
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Got a new palm tree tattoo guys 🌴
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The palm tree
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This Palm Tree
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palm tree
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I bought a neon palm tree light and I want to name it.

I want a punny name for it that makes people cringe. As of right now it’s Arnold Palmer... please give me more suggestions πŸ˜‚

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What did the man get when he ran into a palm tree?

A facepalm.

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my dad: look! a palm tree!
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

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What do you call it when a palm tree fakes it's death?

Insurance frond

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How do you know a palm tree is lonely?

It has no fronds.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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This palm tree on the subway was really creepy and inapproriate

It keep trying to frondle everyone

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Why are palm trees good at climbing social networks?

They have fronds in high places.

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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in palm trees?

They’re good at it.

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From my 7 YO daughter: Where do palm trees grow?

In your hand of course!

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What does a bear do when it needs a hand scratching it's back?

It uses a Palm tree

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Why don’t palm trees ever get lonely?

Because they have lots of fronds.

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What kinda tree can see?

An optometry

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What do you call a tropical tree that looks like he's cringeing hard?

A face palm.

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A list of over 350 Dad Jokes!

Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. β€œI’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. β€œSorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. β€œYou’re out of your head.”

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. β€œWe don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. β€œWhy not?” one yogurt asks. β€œWe’re cultured.”

A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, β€œWhat are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, β€œIt’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, β€œArrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, β€œI don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Armed robbersβ€”some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.

Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.

Can February March? No, but April May!

Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape

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Why are trees religious?

They have a deeply-rooted beleaf system!

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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

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What kinda tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree

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What kinda tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
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What kind of tree fits in your hand ?

Palm tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

a palm tree

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There is something about tree I just dont trust them.

They seam kinda shady

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What tree can fit in your hand?

A palm tree

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I have a prosthetic hand.

It’s hand made.

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What kind of tree can fit into one hand?

A palm tree

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree

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What do you call a tree which can fit in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand?

A palm tree

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What type of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What kind of tree has a hand?

A palm tree.

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What’s a kind of tree hat can fit in ur hand?

A palm tree πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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What do you call a tree fingers grow on?

A palm tree

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What do you call a tree you can hold in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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