Pain Control Puns

A list of puns related to "Pain Control"

Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?"

I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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When someone gets a migraine.

Tell them, "Don't worry it's only in your head."

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👤︎ u/wavecontrol
📅︎ Jan 31 2016
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Neuroanatomy professor dad jokes the class

He was lecturing on the cranial nerves, which do pretty much everything for the head. They control all 5 senses and motor output as well as some other non relevant stuff.

Professor: So class does everyone remember what the senses are?

Class: touch/pain, sight, hearing/equilibrium, smell, taste.

Professor: Does anyone know what the sixth sense is?

Class: (thinking hes serious) Guess random shit like magnetoreception.

Professor: The sixth sense is the ability to see dead people.

Class: combination of groans and laughter

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👤︎ u/braaaaiins
📅︎ May 16 2014
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