What did Owen Wilson and his wife exchange at their wedding?

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I’ll show myself out

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I legitimately named my son Owen

Since thats what I will be doing for the next 18 years

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What do you call a man in debt?

Owen

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie

George said: I'll direct. DiCaprio said: I'll produce. Matthew said: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

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What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?

WoW.

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What did Jessie Owens say when he retired?

β€œI had a good run”

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When your surprised to see your friend Owen who you call β€œO”
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What is Owen Wilson's favorite Post Malone song?

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Owen. Owen who?

Owen the saints, go marching in, Owen the saints go marching in ...

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What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?

Obi-Two.

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Care to create a pun for change?

I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:

Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott

Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)

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My dad avoids all French restaurants...

They give him the crepes

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When Luke Skywalker was growing up, he sometimes forgot to use utensils while eating.

So, Owen and Beru had to say "Use the fork, Luke."

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Not necessarily a dad joke, but a good retiree joke/brief story just using that wit.

A Retiree's Last Trip to Sam's Club

Yesterday I was at Sam's Club, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two handfuls every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care,because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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World Cup top scorer so far

Is Owen. Ans really who is that guy? All i know is that so far i have hear Owen goal for 5 different teams

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On the sign of a local restaurant

Deborah Owen brings years of catering experience to the table, and Mark made his dough from a former pizzeria.

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What is Owen Wilson’s favorite game?

WoW

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I wonder if Owen Wilson's favorite videogame is WoW
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Whats Owen Wilsons favorite video game?

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What's Owen Wilson's favourite video game?

WoW

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