Outweighs Puns

A list of puns related to "Outweighs"

Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?

Because the prose outweigh the cons.

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👤︎ u/dadjo_kes
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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For my birthday, I wanted something that’ll go from 0 to 200 in seconds.

So my wife got me a scale.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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Which is heavier, the collected works of Shakespeare or a prison full of inmates?

The prose outweighs the cons.

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👤︎ u/ukuleleemusic
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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A 600 pound man went to the doctor's office today

His nutritionist advised him to either start a new diet or exercise more but the man couldn't outweigh his options

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👤︎ u/McDiddy2
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Did you hear they're shutting down the prison library?

Apparently the prose outweighed the cons.

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👤︎ u/threeninjas
📅︎ May 05 2016
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Circus act

This guy I work with has been talking to this girl who does this erotic acrobatics stuff, and he was describing her routine to us. Another co-worker goes "That sounds like Cirque-de-Soleil." I immediately followed with, "Yeah, and Greg is going to get Cirque-de-SO-LAID!" My inner dad urges outweighed my self-control.

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👤︎ u/generalboothofficial
📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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