I'm planning on using vibration and oscillation in specific frequencies to impart information

It might seem far-fetched, but the idea is sound.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tautogram
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
🚨︎ report
What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?

It hertz

πŸ‘︎ 172
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mommyof4Kings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
🚨︎ report
How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate his tit a lot.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kbh2002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Why was it so windy in the stadium?

There were a bunch of fans.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2022
🚨︎ report
What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?

It mega hertz.

πŸ‘︎ 331
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastCzarnian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2022
🚨︎ report
During the heat of the summer, my wife asked if I wanted the fan to oscillate.

I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
🚨︎ report
I saw a truck full of fans.

It blew me away. I think it’s probably going to the fan club later. Or maybe just around in circles .

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/05_berryCW
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2022
🚨︎ report
I just bought a fan that is both the worst and the best

It blows so hard.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2022
🚨︎ report
one direction fans are the worst.

oscillating fans are so much more convenient.

πŸ‘︎ 701
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/myverypunnydad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2022
🚨︎ report
Standing by the oscillating fan at work, and an older workmate walks over .....

"Is this your biggest fan?" Then breaks out laughing *facepalm

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/robs30m
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
🚨︎ report
I really hate One Direction fans.

Oscillating ones cool the room much better.

πŸ‘︎ 215
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nimakkan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
🚨︎ report
How do titilate an ocelot?

You oscillate it's tits alot

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jny73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Office dads...

Today it was hot and humid in our office and the AC wouldn't kick on so we were crowded around an oscillating pedestal fan... Our boss walked up and said:

"What is this? A fan club?"

I looked at him and said,

"This IS our biggest fan."

Others followed, but I'll let you all join in.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lujaamko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2016
🚨︎ report
How do you tittilate an Oscelot?

You oscillate its titsalot , told to me by my 4 year old niece who asks whats tittilate? heh

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Paladium9999
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
🚨︎ report
My dad's favourite dad joke. How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/greengolfballs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
🚨︎ report
How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot.

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CreateTheFuture
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
🚨︎ report
How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/snowbro23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.