What comes to your mind when you catch a man ogling you? of even worse a married man ogling you, how do did you handle ogling in the past and how do you handle it now ?
I suppose many BFs/husbands/fathers would know the pain in dealing with idiots who ogle at/molest their GF/wife/daughter. Share your stories and how you encountered/faced those rascals.
From a speech given at Sun City, SC on July 21, 2015. Some particularly blatant instances of idiocy bolded for the hell of it.
“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know, I have to give my, like, credentials all the time because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”
Source of quote: https://www.yahoo.com/news/the-strange-power-of-donald-1397103083307062.html
According to Ivanka Drumpf (aka Trump), her Dad has elevated political dialogue (link). Well OK, let's follow his lead and discourse like he do.
He needs a nickname, one that is both true and tells us a little something about the man. My suggestion is above.
So we're just three days off fomr 12 weeks, and things have been going great. We've told most all ouf our friends now. I noticed a funny thing I guess I've gotta get used to.
"O: I'm pregnant" F: "EEE! How exciting. (immediately looks at tummy) How far along are you?"
I've never had big boobs so I've never really been boob ogled before. Interesting experience to be tummy ogled.
ISIS is in the hotel business: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/jun/16/donald-trump/donald-trump-isis-built-hotel-syria/
Trump knows more than generals: http://conservativetribune.com/trump-americas-generals-insult/
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
