Ocean Whitefish Puns

Link:
    https://www.cdndeals.ca/amazon-ca-fancy-feast-ocean-whitefish-tuna-pate-wet-cat-food-85g-24-pk-7-96-14-40-10-ss_5/
Price:
    $7.96
Retailer:
    Amazon.ca

There a $5 off coupon for various cases of Fancy Reast cat foods but I only posted the best deal (the rest ain’t that good).

Only applies to first S&S order…

Cheers

Amazon product: Fancy Feast Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Pate Wet Cat Food, 85 g, 24 pack – 2.04 kg, canned cat food
Customer Reviews:
This is my kitties favorite flavor in the fancy feast line.

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Link:
    https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B087W9 … 20Products

Retailer:
    Amazon.ca

Hi there,

For those who need it for their cats… They are pretty good…

You have to use the S&S (either 5% off or 10% off depending on your tier) and there is a 7$ coupon on top. Not to mention it’s on sale, too…

Beyond Simply Natural Dry Cat Food, Salmon & Whole Brown Rice 2.72 kg Bag
https://www.amazon.ca/Beyond-Simply-Sal … 07FR7ZN1S/

Beyond Grain Free Natural Dry Cat Food, Ocean Whitefish & Egg 2.26 kg Bag
https://www.amazon.ca/Beyond-Grain-Ocea … 07FQVJL6H/

I got it 10.08$ with S&S at 10% and 7$ coupon. That’s a big saving compare to the full price…

My kitten Miso had severe pneumonia and she didn’t want to eat any food. We ripped open one of these bad boys and she flocked right to it. She ate the whole fucking can. The day after there was no more “ocean whitefish and tuna feast” :/ So we gave her some other flavor and she refused to eat it. All day she was so mad and kept meowing at us for some more of dat whitefish ocean feast. we purchased her some new cans of food including: the signature whitefish ocean feast 😌 i could barely get her off of me while trying to open the can, i have her some dry food too now she’s eaten them and is like a sleeping angel. thank u to the creators of the fancy feast company c:

The thing is, though, it's really hard to find the Turkey Pate kind with the "Special Diet" designation, and since my cat gets urinary crystals, we try to get the special kind.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "