Story of love at first stupid pun.

A man sees a woman in a grocery story and tries to make a joke through observational humor and she gets him good:

Man: Why are people so fanatical about buying all natural foods?

Woman: Maybe they're afraid of dying

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A dad joke from 1876

In walking through a park and observing the signs, โ€˜All dogs found on these grounds without their owners, will be shot,โ€™ a friend of mine exclaimed, โ€˜Thatโ€™s a hard case for dogs that canโ€™t read.โ€™

โ€” Irving Browne, Humorous Phases of the Law, 1876

Due credit: Futility Closet

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