But math puns make me number.
When I hear a math pun, I feel number
the jokes in /r/mathjokes are number.
It starts with 1
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
But math will make you number.
Your tongue goes numb.
I'm not feeling it.
And when I looked at the digits of my phone
showing 06:42 I started feeling even number.
Mathematics jokes make me feel number.
I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!
He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".
I guess you could say I “over-eggxerted” myself.
I still cried at my grandmother's funeral
Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome
I can't stand it anymore.
But math puns make me number.
But math puns make me number.
Math puns make me go number
But math puns make me feel number
But math puns make me feel number
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But math jokes make me feel number.
But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number
But math puns make me number
math puns make me number
Math puns make me feel number
... but math puns make me number.
But reading mathematics puns makes me go number
But math puns make me feel number.
Math posts make me feel number.
But arithmetic puns make me number
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
