Science puns make me numb

But math puns make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dilborg
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Biology makes me numb,but mathematics makes me number.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deepanjaliwazir
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivraj234
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Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb

When I hear a math pun, I feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWasayAsim
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tbh, all the jokes in /r/dadjokes are pretty numb

the jokes in /r/mathjokes are number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekerosh
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Comfortably Numb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/makersmark12
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Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xjohnnyxleex
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Linkin Park have a song called Numb, but to me their In The End is Number song

It starts with 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arifshiddiq
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Could say he was Numb to all the puns.
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My wife left me because I made too many Linkin Park references

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
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Some well considered puns

From an email my cousin sent me:

I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.

The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.

A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.

Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.

Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.

To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.

If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.

Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.

Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.

If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.

A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.

My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?

Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"

Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eli_Truax
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Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WonderfulComment
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb

But math will make you number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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If you say β€œgullible” 5 times

Your tongue goes numb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I'm watching a film called Numbing Cream.

I'm not feeling it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Numbness intensifies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RudzBotha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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When I woke up this morning I felt numb...

And when I looked at the digits of my phone

showing 06:42 I started feeling even number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Most puns make me feel numb...

Mathematics jokes make me feel number.

I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!

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So, I went to my doctor today due to a constant headache. He told me I should drink more scrumpy to numb it and I asked "Wouldn't that just make me drunk?"

He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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So I was scrambling some eggs this morning and if you know me, I like my eggs real scrambled. So I was going at these eggs hard, using all of my muscle to whisk these bad boys, when suddenly my arm goes numb and I passed out.

I guess you could say I β€œover-eggxerted” myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KekMudkip
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I haven't felt myself since I dropped numbing cream all over my body.
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I bought some numbing cream the other day but it didn't work at all.

I still cried at my grandmother's funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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When your butt goes numb, it falls assleep reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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My fingers always go numb on the ride into work

Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjamin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Reading Reddit in the bathroom causes numbness in the legs.

I can't stand it anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hapa723
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Puns always make me numb...

But math puns make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ULTIGOG1991
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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A few puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Most puns make me go numb

Math puns make me go number

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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OoRicky92oO
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A few puns make me numb

But math puns make me number

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VonSwab
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Puns make me numb

Math puns make me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamKayrox
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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

Number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
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Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

Number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
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Some jokes make me feel numb.

But math jokes make me feel number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
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Reading all these posts makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WonderfulComment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A few puns make me numb

But math puns make me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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While most puns make me numb...

math puns make me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihave_no_gaydar
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Puns make me numb

Math puns make me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snolles1773
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While most puns make me feel numb

Math puns make me feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stud62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Puns make me numb...

... but math puns make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/presidentkangaroo
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Reading all these puns makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scruffyfat
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Puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curly_barbie
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Most puns make me feel numb.

Math posts make me feel number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcusqp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Anasthetic puns make me numb,

But arithmetic puns make me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesIgnatius27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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While most puns make me feel numb,

Mathematics puns always make me feel number.

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