COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
  1. How dense the population is
  2. How dense the population is
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There are 10 kinds of people.

Those that understand binary and those who dont.

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Once upon a time in numberland, the numbers 3 and 5 were jealous of the number 2.

2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.

As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.

3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.

Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, β€œNow we are even.”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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To the guy that invented zero:

Thanks for nothing.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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Made me cringe but definitely a dad joke. imgur.com/OwQYcmj
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There are 10 types of people in this world...

...those that know binary, and those that don't.

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