Novocherkassk Massacre Puns

If you're not already aware of it, I suggest you google it. But, was it justified? Why or why not?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimes_against_humanity_under_Communist_regimes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_crimes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_genocide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_of_landlords_under_Mao_Zedong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Terror

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_purges_in_Serbia_in_1944–45

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purges_of_the_Communist_Party_of_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Purge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Revolution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Falun_Gong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tugboat_%2213_de_Marzo%22_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_Huế

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_terrorism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tezno_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyn_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1951_Mokotów_Prison_execution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gegenmiao_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghur_genocide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Christians_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laogai

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dekulakization

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_China

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USSR_anti-religious_campaign_(1921–1928)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USSR_anti-religious_campaign_(1928%E2%80%931941)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USSR_anti-religious_campaign_(1958%E2%80%931964)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_anti-religious_legislation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_to_Suppress_Counterrevolutionaries

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-anti_and_Five-anti_Campaigns

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufan_movement

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Rightist_Campaign

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xunhua_Incident

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Land_Reform

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner_Mongolia_incident

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadian_incident

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhao_Jianmin_Spy_Case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1959_Tibetan_uprising

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_August

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Guards

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruijin_Massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleansing_the_Class_Ranks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_T

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

If you're not already aware of it, I suggest you google it. But, was it justified? Why or why not?