Did anyone else frequent this place as a youth? I’ve actually got some fond memories of it.. the old icecream room upstairs.. and every one rushing to the front row on the balcony only to be told that no kids were allowed on the front two rows because someone knocked a cup of tea off once 😂 All of my note books were full of doodles of the weird Art Deco designs on the side walls and then I noticed one day that there was a room behind them! 😂
I'll concede that Northenden Golf Club is, in fact, in Northenden
Hi Everyone. We are looking to move house into South Manchester/Cheshire area. We have seen a really nice property in Northenden specifically in the Netherwood road area. The property seems cheaper then we would expect in similar areas in south Manchester and we have tried to figure out why. One reason I do know that properties are cheaper is because Northenden gets traffic noise form the motorways that surround it. I have heard voices that tell me that the area may be a crime hotspot,principally because of its very close location to Wythenshawe/Benchill.
Does anyone here live in Northenden or have knowledge of the area? Would you recommend living in the area? Obviously its not going to be as desirable as areas such as Didsbury or Altrincham but is it safe enough?
Thanks and no offence intended!
Hey guys,
so basically, myself and my girlfriend are moving out of the city centre because we found out recently that she's pregnant. When looking where to move, we decided that Didsbury seemed like a pretty good place to bring up a child - however, this week we found a great place in Northenden that is a perfect price for us, plus we really like it.
However, we know nothing about Northenden at all, and are therefore looking for some advice. Has anyone lived there before, or knows much about it? When we were looking around, it looked nice enough and pretty quiet - but we did notice that there were quite a few pubs closed down and boarded up, and it's not obvious why.
Is it a nice area? We don't care if there's not much going on there, we're planning on being relatively quiet anyway, and venturing out to didsbury etc when we want to get a drink!
EDIT: I forgot to mention, we're planning to rent, not buy - we're just looking for somewhere to live for a year, maybe two, before going the full way and buying a place. So we don't really need to worry about things like school etc around the area
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
Hey!
I'm 23, a Local beekeeper, Mushroom grower (on a small but hope to be bigger scale) and I grow some food in raised beds and I have a few chickens
I'm looking for people with shared interest, people who may not be able to afford land on their own and wouldn't mind sharing / splitting, drop me messages, if you're not from near me can you help me out by sharing this to anyone that is? Thanks
Thanks!
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
