What do you call the people who only love Hulu, and no other streaming service?
The Hulucination
(Get it, because they don't exist!)
I found a stray Teabag in my cabinet the other day and decided to steep it. I had no idea what kind it was.
I would have to say there was a fair amount of uncertaintea.
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
Saw an airbed for sale yesterday listed at 2 prices, one for the airbed pre-blown up and the other with no air in. Unfortunately, they sold out of the the one with no air in so I had to fork out for the more expensive pre-blown one.
Stupid inflation, always driving up prices.
Sometimes I have no words other than…
What is the one thing a giraffe has that no other animal on the planet has?
What is the one thing that the Toronto maple leafs have that no other sports franchise can have?
A black and white picture of the last time they won the cup.
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
guess its a pun joke (i have no other interesting title sory)
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..
The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction
Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
'No Nut November' has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
What did dinosaurs have that no other animals had?
I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control.
I just couldn't turn it down
I was in the gym the other day, when I saw a man get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend. Unfortunately she said no!
Well that didn't workout...
i had no idea that i had a fruit tree in my backyard until the other day.
What does Wednesday have that no other day has?
In the future, when we've moved on to other technologies and protocols, USB will no longer be used.
Then all we will have left is the USB memory.
Giraffes have something that no other animals in the animal kingdom have. Do you know what that is?
What do zebras have that no other animal have?
I went to a zoo yesterday that only had one panda and no other animals...
I went to an economics carnival the other day, but no one was working the rides
I guess you could say it was a Laissez-Faire
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.
What do Giraffes have that no other animals have?
What is the do giraffes have that no other animal can have?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why.
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
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