Nied Puns

The first be says, "How's it going?"

The 2nd be responds, "Terrible, I've been flying all over and I can find any flowers with nectar, no pollen, nothing!"

Bee #1 says, "Look here, there's a bar mitzvah about 4 blocks over. They have flowers everywhere."

Bee #2 says, "Thanks, I'll check it out!"

Later that afternoon they meet again...

Bee #2, "Man, that was awesome! It was just like you said! Thanks a bunch!"

Bee #1, "No problem! But what's that on your head?"

Bee #2, "It's a yarmulke. I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."

“My left knee, my right knee, and my wee-nie”

Dad is telling a story of when he was at work.

Coworker: "So how do you say your last name?"

Dad: "Nie- (14 letters in total, difficult to pronounce if you're not a Polish native)"

C: "Holy moly!"

D: "No, Nie- ... "

Not even that funny but when he told me the story over dinner I absolutely died. I <3 my dad.