News Server Puns

It's called Thai Me Down

"...and of course you know why you have to bake jalapeño" "No why?" "Because it's a little chilly" "..."

I told him that's an awful lot of errors for a brand new site

So I wanted to learn puns, but I didn't find any good discord server where you could meat with people and practice or learn new puns, so I decided to create such a server where we can all hopefully learn how to pun. If you would like to join here's a link: https://discord.gg/hVBqM7hn9r

Geek 1: have you heard about AMD's new server CPU? Geek 2: no. What about it? Geek 1: all I know is that it's epyc.

So I work in a restaurant and one of the duties shared by the servers is marrying ketchups, which is basically just pouring half full ketchups into each other so we don't end up pouring new ketchup on top of old ketchup.

A new server asked me the best way to do this so I took her back to the kitchen, grabbed two bottles of ketchup and proclaimed:

"If anybody knows of any reason why these two ketchups should not be joined in holy condimony, let them speak now, or forever hold their mustard."

She laughed, other servers were unimpressed.