A list of puns related to "News Anchors"
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To prevent others from Seein’ In.
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So I told him to cut to the chase
The cops get super pissed if you call them and re-tell the news story.
"NASA announced today that it has space for new astronauts."
You put her in a broadcast.
"Cue up the Nirvana because we're living in the 90s!"
"It was a hairy situation at Great Clips..."
It took me a second to catch it but when I did I had to chuckle.
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Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."
So a news anchor is interviewing the avatar of a hawaiian volcano, a man made of molten rock. The interview goes well, but the volcano god cant' seem to stop staring at the reporter's chest with his eyes of burning, liquid stone. She plays it cool, but waits for the interview to be over to call the spirit on his rude actions. He looks her in the eyes, then points to her exposed microphone, clipped to her lapelle. "What do you call that," he asks.
It's a Lavalier mic.
When the news anchor on tv asks "do you ever dream of taking a nap at work?"
To which my dad responds "Yep, but then i woke up and said 'oh crap, i'm at work!'"
Wife asked me to hang up some new wall decorations she picked up. One was a little heavy so I wanted to nail into a couple studs instead of just using drywall anchors. She saw me rooting around in the garage and asked what I was looking for.
"My stud finder. Wish I could turn it on remotely so it would just find me instead!"
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