Neptunes Puns

A list of puns related to "Neptunes"

What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?

Saturn Uranus.

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👤︎ u/Ochoytnik
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why does Neptune have so much methane?

It got it from Uranus

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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My 7 year old son: “What did Neptune say to Mercury?”

“I can’t hear you.”

The skill is developing in this one. So proud.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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What would Neptune say if all the seas dried up?

I really haven't got a notion.

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👤︎ u/tmarsee530
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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What did Neptune call his armies?

Tsunarmies.

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👤︎ u/-LoliPolice-
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Have you tried the new restaurant in town, called Neptune?

Food is good, service is quick but it feels like there's no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Doublds
📅︎ Aug 23 2016
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What kind of music do astronauts listen to?

Neptunes

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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What kind of music do planets like?

neptunes

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👤︎ u/straightweird
📅︎ Mar 22 2018
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A Planetary Conversation:

"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter

"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth

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👤︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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Dadjoked on a planetary scale

6 year-old daughter: "Daddy, what is Neptune?"
Me: "It's the music you listen to when you take a little sleep in the afternoon, of course!"
8 year-old son, science-fan, face-palming: "Oh, dad."

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👤︎ u/istrebitjel
📅︎ Dec 02 2014
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What music do planets listen to?

Neptunes!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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