What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?

Saturn Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ochoytnik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What would Neptune say if all the seas dried up?

I really haven't got a notion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Have you tried the new restaurant in town, called Neptune?

Food is good, service is quick but it feels like there's no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doublds
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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A Planetary Conversation:

"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter

"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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Dadjoked on a planetary scale

6 year-old daughter: "Daddy, what is Neptune?"
Me: "It's the music you listen to when you take a little sleep in the afternoon, of course!"
8 year-old son, science-fan, face-palming: "Oh, dad."

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