Nayim Puns

https://wlkns.com/nayim-el-primer-musulman-en-la-premier-league/

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Below is a list of the players that have played in the Premier League era. You don't have to pick for every question.

1. My favourite goal was scored by this player.

2. This player best represents Spurs identity to me.

3. I want to get a pint with this guy.

4. Who the fuck is this guy?

5. I'd give this player to Arsenal, to make them worse

Paul Stewart / Paul Walsh / Terry Fenwick / Guðni Bergsson / Erik Thorstvedt / David Howells / Gary Lineker / Pat Van Den Hauwe / Nayim / Steve Sedgley / Justin Edinburgh / Gordon Durie / Ian Walker / Nicky Barmby / Dean Austin / Sol Campbell / Teddy Sheringham / Darren Anderton / Colin Calderwood / Stephen Carr / Ronnie Rosenthal / Jürgen Klinsmann / Ruel Fox / Chris Armstrong / Andy Sinton / Allan Nielsen / Steffen Iversen / David Ginola / Stephen Clemence / Les Ferdinand / Øyvind Leonhardsen / Steffen Freund / Chris Perry / Tim Sherwood / Mauricio Taricco / Ledley King / Neil Sullivan / Gary Doherty / Sergei Rebrov / Simon Davies / Anthony Gardner / Gus Poyet / Christian Ziege / Kasey Keller / Jamie Redknapp / Robbie Keane / Frédéric Kanouté / Michael Carrick / Paul Robinson / Jermain Defoe / Mido / Teemu Tainio / Lee Young-pyo / Tom Huddlestone / Jermaine Jenas / Michael Dawson / Aaron Lennon / Dimitar Berbatov / Pascal Chimbonda / Didier Zokora / Benoît Assou-Ekotto / Darren Bent / Gareth Bale / Younès Kaboul / Alan Hutton / Jonathan Woodgate / Vedran Ćorluka / Niko Kranjčar / Luka Modrić / Roman Pavlyuchenko / David Bentley / Heurelho Gomes / Andros Townsend / Ryan Mason / Peter Crouch / Wilson Palacios / Sébastien Bassong / Kyle Walker / Rafael van der Vaart / Sandro / Danny Rose / Scott Parker / Emmanuel Adebayor / Harry Kane / Gylfi Sigurðsson / Mousa Dembélé / Hugo Lloris / Jan Vertonghen / Harry Winks / Paulinho / Christian Eriksen / Nabil Bentaleb / Nacer Chadli / Roberto Soldado / Erik Lamela / Eric Dier / Ben Davies / Toby Alderweireld / Dele Alli / Son Heung-min / Kieran Trippier / Moussa Sissoko / Victor Wanyama / Davinson Sánchez / Serge Aurier / Lucas Moura / Giovani Lo Celso / Tanguy Ndombele / Steven Bergwijn / Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg /

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.