Nancy Gibbs Puns

Yet another round of records for sale! Link below is a spreadsheet to all the Discogs pages to the items and more info about the condition of the individual records, if not specified, it's NM/NM.

Shipping to USA vastly preferred, I can ship to other countries but it'll be significantly more expensive. $3.50!

(Please don't contact me if you're going to ghost me after one message. If you decide against buying something after messaging me, please just tell me instead of ignoring my reply so I don't have to waste time holding items for people that aren't going to follow through. Thank you!)

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$15 - Arcade Fire - Funeral SOLD

$10 - The Bruce Lee Band - Everything Will Be Alright, My Friend SOLD

$10 - The Bruce Lee Band - Rental!! Eviction!! (Random colored) SOLD

$25 - Charli XCX - How I'm Feeling Now (Orange)

$25 - Crystal Stilts - Nature Noir

$40 - D'Angelo - Brown Sugar (White) SOLD

$28 - The Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin

$40 - Freddie Gibbs & Madlib - Pinata (Clear) SOLD

$18 - The Go! Team - Semicircle (Pink)

$60 - Iglooghost - Clear Tamei / Steel Mogu (Clear) PENDING

$30 - Carly Rae Jepsen - E•MO•TION

$65 - Lil Yachty - Lil Boat (Red) SOLD

$17 - Machine Girl - Because I'm Young And Arrogant...

$18 - The Microphones - It Was Hot, We Stayed In The Water

$35 - Mitski - Bury Me At Makeout Creek (Clear) SOLD

$15 - Panda Bear - Young Prayer

$15 - Nancy Priddy - You've Come This Way Before

$20 - Ride - This Is Not A Safe Place (Green)

$10 - The Thermals - More Parts Per Million SOLD

$13 - Wavves & Cloud Nothings - No Life For Me

$15 - Wavves - Afraid of Heights

So I changed the oil in my motorcycle for the first time ever in my life. Not only was it the first time I've changed the oil in my motorcycle, it was the first time I've performed an oil change period. Now I'm not a tinkerer or mechanic but I feel like being able to take care and maintain my motorcycle is a pretty important skill. I did my research beforehand. I watched videos, I went out and purchased a service and repair manual and even with all these tools I forgot to do one thing. As I was cleaning up I happen to spot a washer swimming around in my oil pan.....So I forgot to replace the washer. Is this going to be problematic? Should I perform another oil change and replace the washer and then reuse the oil I put in the motorcycle today?

TL;DR Distinction - I failed to make the distinction between a bolt with a washer vs one without a washer. Mistake - I ended up replacing my oil drain plug with no washer. Will this cause problems?

Just happened on CNN. Went back and transcribed it since it probably won't be uploaded anywhere.

-- Gibbs: "The interesting thing with Trump of course is that, I think it's hard to say that his success in the poll is a reflection of the volume of coverage that he's gotten. There was a report at the end of the year that Tindell that just compared, I think ABC World News Tonight. And the time they devoted to Trump, which was something like a total of 88 minutes, and to Bernie Sanders 20 seconds. And yet at the time Bernie Sanders was doing very well as well. So there's the entire media platform that both of them, particularly Trump had been very successful in leverage. His (Bernie's) social media platform is extraordinary. So quite a part of what is happening in traditional media. whether it's cable or print or online, the media content he has created himself has had extraordinary reach.

Inverviewer: "Sanders is the flip-side of this conversation, I wonder how you justify having Trump on the cover (of Time Magazine) so many more times than Sanders."

Gibbs: "Well he (Trump) has so far been winning more than Sanders has. We did put Sanders on the cover (Sept '15) and obviously will again if that race tightens up more. But what's happened in the Republican Party, you are seeing a party have a civil war in front of our eyes. That is just a remarkable thing. And the coverage of it is due to the fact we are seeing something we have never seen before."

-- TL;DR: Trump has such significant coverage due to 1. Winning more than Sanders (then why doesn't Hillary get such crazy coverage?) and 2. The civil war within the GOP is something we've never seen before.

The proxy voting in the House does not appear to be protecting our Reps from being exposed to Covid. Hmm.

Also note, in this time-frame the unvaccinated Rep. Thomas Massie contracted a reinfection. His first case was in July of 2020. I am working on an all of congress report. Should be available soon.

Rep. Jahana Hayes tests positive for COVID

>The first-term congresswoman [Jahana Hayes] tested positive after taking a routine test before traveling. She is not experiencing symptoms, but a doctor has advised her to quarantine, her office said at 10 p.m. Thursday.
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>Hayes is fully vaccinated and has received a booster, her office added.
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>“She continues to encourage all to take the necessary precautions to keep our communities safe,” her office said.
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>This is her second time testing postive for COVID, the first being in late September 2020. At the time, she said she was experiencing respiratory symptoms.

Sen. Brian Schatz tests positive for COVID-19

>U.S. Sen. Brian Schatz has tested positive for COVID-19 in a breakthrough case, he announced on Thursday.
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>“Thankfully, I am fully vaccinated, boosted, and asymptomatic," Schatz said in a statement. "I have been following CDC guidelines and isolating at home. I am in consultation with the Office of the Attending Physician, and expect to be back soon.”

Rep. Ashley Hinson tests positive for COVID-19

>“Yesterday afternoon, I began experiencing mild, cold-like symptoms,” Hinson said in a statement. “I took a COVID-19 test and the results were positive.”
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>Hinson, a Republican, said she is fully vaccinated and boosted, and she intends to follow Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidance on isolation. She will be working remotely in D.C. until she is cleared to return to the Capitol.
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>“My team and I will continue working around the clock for Iowans and I look forward to being back at work, in-person, soon,” Hinson said.
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>Hinson has had COVID before: She tested positive for the virus in November 2020, soon after she w

EDIT: Locking this today because I had such great response & traded a bunch! Thanks everyone.

Got a bunch of interesting finds this past week from a guy's collection, plus I have a couple handfuls of my own that haven't been getting much love. I've been collecting for about a couple years now, even before I had a TT. Will gladly send multiple pics of any.

Priced to sell! (Definitely looking at best offers if you want 2 or more). Shipping $4 + $1 for each after

Send a chat once you find something so I can work something out!

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Note: Currently updating Media/Sleeve Conditions. (most are already vacuum-cleaned, tested & fully playable)

list includes:

Alice Cooper

Anberlin

Andy Gibb

Beck

Boz Scaggs

Cat Stevens

Don McLean

Elton John

Elton John

Fleetwood Mac

Free

Grand Funk Railroad

Grand Funk Railroad

Harry Nilsson

Janis Joplin

John F. Kennedy

Miles Davis

Mountain

Nancy Sinatra

Nat King Cole

Radiohead

Santana

Simon & Garfunkel

Sly & The Family Stone

Steely Dan

Stephen Stills

The Band

The Band

The Fifth Dimension

The Fifth Dimension

The Fifth Dimension

The Illusion

The Longines Symphonette

The Partridge Family

The Rolling Stones

The Shadows Of Knight

The Ventures

The Weird-Ohs

Three Dog Night

Various

Various

Wilco

Wishbone Ash

Yes

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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12490.Hip Hop Reader, The (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Tim Strode, Tim Wood

12491.Wu Zhao: China's Only Female Emperor 1st edition N Harry Rothschild

12492.College Culture, Student Success (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Debra J. Anderson

12493.Chican@s in the Conversations (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Elizabeth R. Kessler, Anne Perrin

12494.Education Matters (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Morgan Gresham, Crystal McCage

12495.Legends, Lore, and Lies: A Skeptic's Stance (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Joseph Calabrese

12496.Case Studies in Special Education Law: No Child Left Behind Act and Individuals with Disabilities Education Improvement Act 1st edition Mary Konya Weishaar

12497.Body and Culture (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Greg Lyons

12498.Ethics in the 21st Century (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Mary Alice Trent

12499.Longman Anthology of Detective Fiction, The 1st edition Deane Mansfield-Kelley, Lois Marchino

12500.Language and Prejudice (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Tamara M. Valentine

12501.Guide to Interpersonal Communication (Guide to Business Communication Series) 1st edition Joann Baney

12502.Considering Cultural Difference (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Pauline Uchmanowicz

12503.Transcreation of the Bhagavad Gita 1st edition Ashok Kumar Malhotra

12504.Varieties of Unbelief: From Epicurus to Sartre 1st edition J C. A. Gaskin

12505.Harry S. Truman and the Modern American Presidency (Library of American Biography Series) 1st edition Robert H. Ferrell

12506.John Marshall: Defender of the Constitution 1st edition

12507.Way of Lao Tzu, The 1st edition Wingtsit Chan

12508.Nicomachean Ethics: Aristotle 1st edition Martin Ostwald

12509.Organization 21C: Someday All Organizations Will Lead This Way 1st edition Subir Chowdhury

12510.My iPad 11th edition Gary Rosenzweig

12511.My iPad for Seniors 7th edition Michael Miller

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Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

RE: Coon Vaxx Status for a Breakthrough Case - Sen. Lindsey Graham tests positive for COVID-19

>It appears that Graham may have exposed a number of other senators to the virus this weekend after he attended a weekend get-together hosted by Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) on the latter's houseboat, CNN reports.
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>"Sen. Manchin is fully vaccinated and following the CDC guidelines for those exposed to a COVID-positive individual," a Manchin spokeswoman told CNN.
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>Sens. Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) and Jacky Rosen (D-N.V.) were also at the bipartisan gathering and are now following CDC guidelines for persons exposed to a COVID-positive individual, reports Business Insider.
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>Sens. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-N.V.), John Thune (R-S.D.), and Chris Coons (D-Del.), all of whom are fully vaccinated, also attended the boat gathering. Thune has already received his test results and tested negative for COVID-19.

NOTE: Mention of vaccination status was glaringly obvious from Coons original release about his positive test (12/23), though it urged people to get vaccinated and boosted. Lisa Dejardines of reports that he is both vaccinated and boosted "per an email from his office", now three weeks after the fact. I can only independently confirm a two shot vaxx status, but not the booster.

Two more House lawmakers (Cline & Katko) test positive for COVID-19

>Reps. Ben Cline (R-Va.) and John Katko (R-N.Y.) announced separately on Monday that they had tested positive for COVID-19.
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>"I took a COVID-19 test on Saturday and the result was positive," Cline said in a statement.
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>"I have been vaccinated, and after consulting with my physician, I am taking all necessary precautions to isolate here at home in Virginia," he added in addition to thanking everyone for their support.
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>Katko announced his breakthrough COVID-19 diagnosis in a tweet.
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>"I tested positive for COVID-19 yesterday. I am fully vaccinated and boosted, and am thankfully experiencing only mild symptoms," he sai