What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?

"Are you my mudder?"

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📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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I told my dad about this subreddit...

Me: I just found it, and it's great. Now everything you say will be my fodder.

Dad: I'm already your fodder. And over there, [pointing to my mom] that's your mudder.

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👤︎ u/stinatown
📅︎ Aug 01 2013
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A horse was having marriage issues...

He really hated his Mudder in-law

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📅︎ Jan 14 2017
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What do you call your mom when she tells dirty dad jokes?

Your mudder...

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👤︎ u/knyghtmyr
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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Fodder

In sitting with our real estate agent the other night, he mentioned "you're good fodder" for proposing us as buyers to the sellers of our (now) newly purchased home.

I responded with "I know I'm a good fodder, but don't forget about the good mudder sitting next to me!"

Wife's instant eye roll and very vocal "ughhh" was enough to compel me to leave this here...

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📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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Figured I'd share the Dad joke I told to my fellow runners while running an endurance course.

I ran a local Tough Mudder-like race in September (called Boldr Dash) which featured many obstacles over a four mile course. One of the obstacles was a huge ladder made out of tires that we had to climb up and over. While waiting my turn to climb it, I turned to the line and said "I hope nobody's TIRED!"

The combination of fatigue and disgust at my joke was everyone's reaction. A group groan, it was beautiful!

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👤︎ u/RealSteele
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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