What do you call a cheese plate served at a dinner for lactose intolerant people?
Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.
But I just couldn't completely digest it.
What was the lactose intolerants guy least favorite joke?
Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
My lactose intolerant friend need to leave this galaxy.
I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...
I’m lactose intolerant
My derrière gets dairy air
I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
My brother can't stand people with missing toes
I lost the tips of my feet in an accident, and later when I told my friend what happened he suddenly punched me.
Turns out he’s lack-toes intolerant
Lactose intolerant people are scum
Like it's 2020, start being tolerant already
I once dated a girl missing 1 leg, it didn't work out though...
I'm lack toes intolerant.
Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
Where do lactose intolerant farts come from?
What kind of people hate toast?
People who are lactoast intolerant.
What kind of ailment is having a gluten allergy known as?
Being Lack-Toast intolerant
People who are lactose intolerant, can’t make any cheesy jokes
Had an argument with my wife...
She keeps forgetting my toast with my breakfast, and I’m extremely lack toast intolerant.
People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
Bad as it gets
I was setting up my buddy Rick with this cute gal Tina I knew from work. She was smart, funny and worked in a shop.
Several years ago, she lost all the digits on both feet in a shop accident.
When I told Rick this he did a hard pass on her.
Turns out he is LackToes Intolerant.
Lactose Intolerant people don’t handle some jokes well.....
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
Don’t worry about your lactose intolerance...
...it’s of second dairy importance to your other problems.
I hope whoever is reading this isn’t lactose intolerant
Because this joke is just cheesy
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
My friend lost the front part of his foot. Now I don’t like him anymore.
I’m lack-toes intolerant.
How does a wheat intolerant German say hi?
I got a letter from my doctor with my test results
Turns out I'm dyslexic and lacrosse intolerant
When it comes to jokes, im lactose intolerant.
If they are too cheesy, I throw up
I always have toast for breakfast.
Because I’m lack-toast-intolerant.
I can't stand people without toes!
I guess that makes me lacktoes intolerant.
Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?
They are allergic to the milky way
I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant
I like my jokes just like my macaroni, overly cheesy
My sister recently found out she’s lactose intolerant
She is also allergic to mussels—but oddly enough no other shellfish. I told her it’s a good thing her boyfriend isn’t a body builder, since she’s allergic to mussels and milk.
Why was Karen such an intolerable witch?
It all started at birth when she was issued a Bitch Certificate.
My coworker is lactose intolerant and accidentally ingested something with milk
And when when they ran the the restroom I asked:
"Do you think they're having dairy-a?"
My son can't stand people with missing toes...
People who are lactose intolerant tell me my fart jokes are cheesy.
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
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