What do you call a cheese plate served at a dinner for lactose intolerant people?

All you can't eat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pppecka
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.

But I just couldn't completely digest it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaygames_sowhat
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What was the lactose intolerants guy least favorite joke?

A cheesy joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostboy777
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Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?

Because he's allergic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My lactose intolerant friend need to leave this galaxy.

Cause its 'Milky'-way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rairishu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timallne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rengar_Downey_Jr
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My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oz_caution
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I’m lactose intolerant

My derrière gets dairy air

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I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.

They all tell me it's naan optional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aviddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My brother can't stand people with missing toes

He's lactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibong04
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I lost the tips of my feet in an accident, and later when I told my friend what happened he suddenly punched me.

Turns out he’s lack-toes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Lactose intolerant people are scum

Like it's 2020, start being tolerant already

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilhomers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I once dated a girl missing 1 leg, it didn't work out though...

I'm lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveM06
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/groverman5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Where do lactose intolerant farts come from?

A Dairy-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What kind of people hate toast?

People who are lactoast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What kind of ailment is having a gluten allergy known as?

Being Lack-Toast intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherBrownEye
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Ants are cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolpopicl-5000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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People who are lactose intolerant, can’t make any cheesy jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1if
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Had an argument with my wife...

She keeps forgetting my toast with my breakfast, and I’m extremely lack toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanktank87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)

β€œLack toes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raixuz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?

Amen milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Bad as it gets

I was setting up my buddy Rick with this cute gal Tina I knew from work. She was smart, funny and worked in a shop. Several years ago, she lost all the digits on both feet in a shop accident. When I told Rick this he did a hard pass on her.
Turns out he is LackToes Intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellaScumm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Lactose Intolerant people don’t handle some jokes well.....

They’re too cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcelOceans
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...

They can't handle cheesy jokes

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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Don’t worry about your lactose intolerance...

...it’s of second dairy importance to your other problems.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Antics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredeter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I hope whoever is reading this isn’t lactose intolerant

Because this joke is just cheesy

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I tried wild ox milk

Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.

It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flieven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My friend lost the front part of his foot. Now I don’t like him anymore.

I’m lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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How does a wheat intolerant German say hi?

Gluten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghost-reader-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I got a letter from my doctor with my test results

Turns out I'm dyslexic and lacrosse intolerant

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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When it comes to jokes, im lactose intolerant.

If they are too cheesy, I throw up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurriesRGay14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I always have toast for breakfast.

Because I’m lack-toast-intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I can't stand people without toes!

I guess that makes me lacktoes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtisansCritic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Intolerance - Home of Cyanide and Happiness explosm.net/comics/3925
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiceGuyMike
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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How can people that are lactose intolerant survive in our Milky Way Galaxy? reddit.com/r/shittyasksci…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragu7080
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?

They are allergic to the milky way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le_petit_nihilist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant

I like my jokes just like my macaroni, overly cheesy

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My sister recently found out she’s lactose intolerant

She is also allergic to musselsβ€”but oddly enough no other shellfish. I told her it’s a good thing her boyfriend isn’t a body builder, since she’s allergic to mussels and milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nepiton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Why was Karen such an intolerable witch?

It all started at birth when she was issued a Bitch Certificate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My coworker is lactose intolerant and accidentally ingested something with milk

And when when they ran the the restroom I asked:

"Do you think they're having dairy-a?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wATEVERmAn69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My son can't stand people with missing toes...

He is lactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrek_and_puss
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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People who are lactose intolerant tell me my fart jokes are cheesy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloanautomatic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...

They can't handle cheesy jokes

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