I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hello fellow captains,
Welcome to part three of my analysis on names, augment, costumes and other details.
Today, we welcome Hyperion's best gamer, the terror of the MMOs, the Silver Wolf of Ural, Bronya Zaychik!
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Valkyrie Chariot;
It’s the first revealed battlesuit of Bronya Zaychik, also her class uniform, and the first seen iteration of the “Valkyrie” series. A Chariot was a two-wheeled or four-wheeled carriage depending on which time period was used. The name comes straight from the Chinese name, which means that there aren't any differences. That name probably refers to her inability to walk properly without the help of Project Bunny or her prostetics
Her skills refer mostly to physics with mention of atomic reaction, gravity field, particle cannons, and her ultimate, "grav singularity", which is the centre point of a black hole.
The fact that she has so much related to gravity might have a few explanations:
- She was with Cocolia, working with AE at the time. At the same time, AE worked on Joyce clones with integrated power of the Star of Eden, so perhaps Bronya benefited from a few of these “ameliorations”
- Perhaps that lore-wise, she was always intended to become the First Herrscher, and that the first Herrscher was meant to control gravity. The older comics show that Welt primarily used gravity-related power before the mention of the Star of Eden. The Star of Eden might have been created later to explain Welt’s power, prompting the creation of a Herrscher of Gravity.
- Perhaps that she was meant to become the Herrscher of Gravity before the plot turned and that she became the First Herrscher, and Mihoyo had to give that role away to someone else (Owl).
- Perhaps that she will give back her core to Welt and take the core of the Herrscher of Gravity, in order to have more Herrschers at their side for the final battle.
But of course, those are all hypotheses from me.
Now, on the costume side, we have :
Blue Reunion, a Valentine outfit that looks like a sailor uniform, and which reveals Bronya’s love for the sea (because of her promise to Seele certainly).
The Blue Sky outfit, a palette swap of the Valkyrie Chariot, which takes the dark hues to replace it with some light blue and white.
Both are blue and white, which is quite interesting.
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They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
