TL;PL
Résultats de la veille
Salut les détendeurs,
hier le quart de finale n°2 a été extrêmement chaud : avec des scores indécis pendant un long moment de la journée c'est finalement la saucisse de Toulouse qui l'emporte et que nous retrouverons en demi-finale. Les Toulousains se sont réveillés à partir de 13h comme leur activité professionnelle pouvait le laisser penser et ont écarté la reine des barbecues. L'équipe chipo voit donc son aventure s’arrêter et pourrait faire un transfert vers la merguez.
Duel du jour
Aujourd'hui place au troisième quart de finale : la saucisse de Strasbourg combat la saucisse de Montbéliard dans un affrontement aux allures de guerre régionale sans pitié. A vos saucisses !
Rappel de l'agenda
Pour rappel l'agenda est le suivant ;
- 16/06 : quart de finale 3
- 17/06 : quart de finale 4
- 18/06 : demi-finale 1
- 19/06 : demi-finale 2
- 21/06 : Finale
A vos votes pour le quart de finale n°3 !
Bonjour,
J'ai 26 ans et je vais prochainement devoir vivre sur Belfort-Montbéliard pour commencer un boulot dans l'automobile.
En me renseignant comme je peux je tombe sur une pluie d'avis négatif sur le coin apparemment sinistré, gris, mal fréquenté etc .. De plus j'arrive complètement seul et je ne serais donc pas étudiant ce qui facilite habituellement les rencontres.
Voilà, si j'arrive à attirer l'attention de personnes connaissant un peu le coin :
- Est-ce si terrible ?
-Belfort vs Montbéliard ? Les deux villes étant proches je pourrais habiter dans l'une ou l'autre.
- Vos astuces pour un démarrage à zéro dans ce coin ?
Merci à vous :)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
