My sister and her college roommate both bought mini fridges and now they have two...

You can never have two mini fridges

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👤︎ u/GodWilla32
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Dadjoked the gf

We're getting ready for the day when I spot a nickel on our mini fridge. Since I like to be annoying in the morning, I thought this was an awesome opportunity.

I walk towards her without speaking a word and offer her the nickel.

She says "what do you want?" and takes the nickel from my hand.

I then ask her "who am I?"

She looks confused .

With a straight face I say "Nickelback." She just gives me the stare and walks away.

TL;DR gf is tired of my shit

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👤︎ u/Not_a_thug
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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