A list of puns related to "Miller High Life"
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Nothing too crazy, just annoying retail stuff.
So I work in wine and spirits at a grocery store, for the most part i just stock beer, but where we keep the alcohol in back had been getting particularly filthy. It wasn't a very busy day in the store, so my manager had me just clean for the day instead.
Manager leaves for the day, so I start cleaning up the room. Overall not too bad, a lot of sweeping. However, since I was cleaning, I decided to poke under some shelves with the broom. A few inches in, I hit something and hear many bottles clattering and paper russling. (This shelf goes many feet back)
Over the next 30 minutes I find food products not sold anymore, receipts from 2005, beer in outdated cases, and all kinds of disgusting other nick nacks. This had not been cleaned in over a decade, absolutely filthy.
While I am cleaning this science project of a mess, I hear someone walk into the room. The room is less of a room and more of a long, taller and wider than normal hallway. I'm about in the middle and I see a person at the entrance. (not an employee)
Enter old guy... (not supposed to be back here)
Old Guy: You got miller highlife?
Me: Yes
Old Guy: Miller highlife?
Me: Yes, what do you need?
Old Guy: You got 30 packs?
Me: Let me check for you. (I walk all the way in back where the miller high life is, he stays at the front, I find no 30 packs unfortunately)
Me: No 30 packs sir!
Old guy: You got some?
Me: (I walk halfway towards him) No 30 packs sir!
Old guy: -Blank stare, silent
Me: (I walk up to him) Sorry sir no 30 packs of miller high life.
Old guy: Ughhhh... - proceeds to crab walk out and back into the store (I'm not joking)
I was so baffled by this whole experience that I just stood there for 30 seconds and then looked back at the pile of decade old food and broken glass that I had to cleanup. Just an unusual day I suppose. Kinda funny looking back at it, but man.
TLDR: I had to clean up a jumbo mess under a shelf with decade old receipts and food, and a old guy who could barely hear stopped me while cleaning and asked me for miller high life, then crab walked out of the room.
Anyone have the version broadcast on some FOX broadcast stations this weekend without the ticker at the bottom? FS1 is showing a version with a bottom ticker.
For my 40th birthday, my brother gave me 40 tiny bottles of champagne. His 40th is this week, and his personal brand has Miller High Life at the top of the list. I figured the only way to appropriately celebrate his big day is by giving him 40 40s of his fave... but Iβm having trouble finding a source in online or in Chicago.
Can anyone help point me in the right direction?
Thatβs a big name. How will it provide for better rabbit hole diving vs cramp their independent natures?
Has anyone seen any of these around? Iβve called Specs, Total Wine and a few HEBs with no luck. Anyone?? Thanks in advance!
Everytime I rewatch I always get caught up on Jack and Nancy's taffy flavor. Never been able to wrap my head around the flavor combination being good, always thoroughly (and I mean THOROUGHLY) disgusted by hearing it.
Pete voice "smash cut to"
Five minutes ago enjoying a miller high life, suddenly remembering I haven't eaten much today I decided to make a peanut butter sandwich.
I fully get it now. Have a new drinking snack food, and won't literally feel my stomach churn on my next watch through of the series!
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