A list of puns related to "Steel Reserve"
Today, December 27th, is a day that will go down in infamy. Despite being outnumbered nearly 4:20, the courageous pilots of Forsaken Empire made their stand against the dastardly commie hordes in the Region of Omist.
Initially choosing to engage in an honourable triad of Vargurs, the brave pilots stood against the kiki hordes victorious. With cries of "Obama Coca Cola" and "Reagan Pepsi" sigil after sigil was slain. https://zkillboard.com/kill/97667497/
Lo - a falcon was spotted on dscan, and it was immediately known that the commies couldn't handle a good beating by their betters. As a sabre suicidally rammed for a scram on our brave hero's Vargur, a beacon was list and the frothing hordes of TAPI, a phonetically weak alliance bridged in a pathetic fleet of ishtars, without sufficient tackle.
Taking pity on them for coming such a long way for absolutely no gain, the Vargurs chose to leave them to their long trek home, absent any kills, but not destroyed like the Synergy of Steel fools, who would soon realize that TAPI couldn't save them from their fate.
Wind "Silent Service" Jackel called for a brave reship into our Gorilla Jungle Doctrine - Iceblade "Gorilla" Guerilla Skinned panthers. What was about to occur was a reckoning not seen since the times of AoE DDs and magnetar wh exploits.
Like an uncaring cylon war machine, every 5-15 minutes like clockwork they would feed a Sigil. https://i.imgur.com/hWZOmT6.png Shouts of "Clinton Sprite" and "Bush JR Dr Thunder" were interspersed with the savage cries of the brave Gorilla warriors.
This would continue for almost 3 hours before, sweaty and demoralized, the invaders would flee across the border, screaming.
This is a tale, about how the 4 stood against the 20+ and blazed furiously, refusing to go quietly into the night. We look forward to taking more scalps if the poor decision to continue into the sacred Omist lands occurs.
https://zkillboard.com/region/10000062/losses/ship/19744/
YE HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I just found this out today. I've been wondering why I've been feeling so nauseous and unfuctional while drinking the same amount. Today I found out that while Molson-Coors decided not to discontinue their 211 Steel Reserve, they no longer make it in their 6% formula. It's all 8.1% now with the same label.
Fucking mobile won't let me post a link here, so I'll post it in the comments.
This question is for all the cool kids of the mtb world β¦ the dirt jump riders. Iβm mostly a trail / downhill rider but I want to be able to work on my technique and ride indoors in winter and thereβs a great place not far from my house. Iβve never been comfortable on a bmx but I can rip a mtb and this place has big features so Iβm going to get a DJ.
Iβve done a lot of research and it seems like the specs for the steel reserve 1.2 are almost identical to a lot of the bikes that cost $500 more. Frame is heavier thatβs about itβ¦ is it a trap? How do you like yours?
Iβd probably upgrade the tektro brakes because Iβm particular about my brakes (and still have some Christmas money to spend)
Been going through a rough time. Lots of bills. Addicted to porn/masturbation (before work, on my breaks, and after). Account overdrawn. I just needed a drink to lift me up a little bit and help me forget that my life is a black hole of loneliness and hardly worth living anymore. No one actually cares.
I have like a quarter tank of gas and a 10$ bill to my name that Iβm gonna fill up on when itβs almost empty. That might last me a few more days.
God, im pathetic and unwanted. Im in the army and am being forced into mandatory substance abuse meetings weekly. My family essentially disowned me a few weeks ago and told me not to come home for Christmas. Thatβs fine I guess. Iβll just find some place to post up and drink for a few weeks over the holidays, then back to my mundane, boring existence.
I fucking hate myself.
These are beers that I grew up on. They made me who I was, for better or for worse. So here's to you, steel reserve, Oldddddd E, and Micky's (I will always miss your wide mouth grenade bottles)
https://ontapsportsnet.com/2021/08/02/molson-coors-discontinuing-11-economy-brands-keystone-mickeys-ice/
Fuck yeah whatβs in your wallet. Nothing beats eating a totinos drunk and guzzling down Dr Pepper cream soda. Itβs the simple things in life that keep me going. Like I see life as pointless but I just try to find joy in hedonism and drinking
Sitting in the bathroom, sneakily drinking a steel reserve, I feel like weβve all been there hiding our degeneracy. We think we are masters of our disguise, but everyone probably knows. Another night of drowning my misery and existence in the 211.
Idc what anyone says this stuff is the best bang for your buck I have ever come across in my many years of drinking! Its always only 2 dollars and some change at any gas stations near me and with an ABV of 8.1% thats the same alcohol content of about 7 bud lights in the whole bottle! These things fr get you blasted... And the kicker? They actually taste pretty damn good too! They have got a lovely sweet malty flavor with a delightful hint of bitter, its also got quite a pungent aroma and after taste, but in a very pleasant way. But the best part is despite the high ABV the alcohol actually blends with the malt very and isnβt tasted much over the heavy sweet malt at all. It just never ceases to amaze me that this stuff is in the same price range, actually maybe even cheaper, then many other extremely mediocre malt liquors such as olde english 800, mickeys, or king cobra that I would never spend my money on.
Anyways praise rant about one of my favorite drinks over. For those of you who havenβt had one yet, go out and get yourself a steel reserve!
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