I've just been to shops and some druggie started throwing milk and cheese at me..
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︎ Feb 14 2022
Was walking home from work last night, and a guy jumped me from behind a bush and lathered me up with milk, butter and cheese.
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︎ Sep 23 2021
A man threatend me with milk, chocolate and cheese
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me
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︎ Oct 25 2020
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
I was walking down the street the other day and a guy threw milk, yogurt and cheese at me..
I just thought how dairy.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
Someone once tried to attack me with cheese and milk.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
I saw a man throwing milk and cheese about in my local Tesco.
I just thought to myself "how dairy"
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︎ May 24 2019
A man threw cheese at me and I thought thatβs not mature of him. He came along again and this time he threw a pint of milk at me. HOW DAIRY
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︎ Nov 12 2019
I was walking home from work and a madman started throwing milk, cheese and yoghurt at me.
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︎ May 08 2019
What do you get when you multiply milk and cheese?
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︎ Sep 03 2018
My girlfriend is flatulent because she had more milk, cheese and ice cream than usual this weekend.
You could say she is having trouble with her dairy air.
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︎ Nov 24 2017
Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Once upon a time a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.
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︎ May 16 2019
Yesterday a man attacked me with milk and cheese
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︎ Dec 09 2018
A guy attacked me with milk, cheese, and butter
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︎ Jan 01 2019
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
A man attacked me with cheese and milk today
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Yesterday a man attacked me with milk and cheese
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︎ Feb 07 2018
A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese! How dairy!
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︎ May 26 2017
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
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︎ Sep 13 2018
A man attacked me with cheese, cream, and milk.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
A man just attacked me with milk and cheese.
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︎ Mar 23 2018
A man on the street threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me
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︎ Mar 13 2017
Some dude attacked me with milk and cheese
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︎ Mar 22 2018
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