Mickey Mousing Puns

A list of puns related to "Mickey Mousing"

Did you hear someone shot Mickey Mouse?

It was character assassination.

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👤︎ u/electric_ranger
📅︎ Jan 19 2023
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What do you need in order to make Mickey Mouse bread?

Orlandough.

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👤︎ u/ilikesidehugs
📅︎ Dec 22 2022
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He wanted to visit Pluto.

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👤︎ u/Mr_Monty_Burns
📅︎ Nov 18 2022
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?

A mini

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👤︎ u/SoNotCool
📅︎ Oct 06 2022
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Went to Disneyland because my daughter's so obsessed with Mickey Mouse

She was so excited when i got home and told her.

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👤︎ u/West_Picture_869
📅︎ Sep 21 2022
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Mickey Mouse : "My knee is killing me."

Doctor : "Which knee?"

Mickey: "Disney."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Aug 26 2022
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Why did Mickey Mouse die?

He unsubscribed from Disney pulse

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👤︎ u/FruitMcVeg
📅︎ Sep 05 2022
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court. "Mickey", the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."

"I didn't say she was insane", exclaims Mickey. "I said she was fucking Goofy."

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 13 2022
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If Mickey is a mouse who walks on two legs and Goofy is a dog who walks on two legs, what do you call a duck who walks on two legs?

Normal.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ May 30 2022
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what would Mickey mouse be called if he sang Punjabi songs?

Mickey mousewala

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👤︎ u/Abrokortal
📅︎ Apr 30 2022
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Mickey Mouse Went To A Divorce Lawyer

Mickey Mouse walked into a divorce lawyer's office. After a few minutes of talking, the lawyer said "Mickey, you cannot divorce Minnie because she has psychological problems."

Mickey said "I didn't say she had psychological problems. I said she was fucking Goofy."

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👤︎ u/GrizeldaLovesCats
📅︎ Mar 01 2022
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are such a compatible couple...

... they just really click!

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👤︎ u/cheraxalbidus
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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Who might you find on The Mickey Mouse Club?

Britney's Peers

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👤︎ u/whammypower788
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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Why does Mickey Mouse make his wife do all the chores around the house?

Because Minnie hands make light work!

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👤︎ u/Phasmus
📅︎ Nov 17 2021
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My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:

Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?" "Erm, I don't know" I replied "Mickey Mouse" he replied laughing

"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs" "Donald Duck" I replied

"No, all ducks you idiot"

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Feb 22 2023
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Scottish dad joke: Did y'hear what's wrong with Mickey Mouse's helicopter?

It dis nay land.

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👤︎ u/HomemadeSodaExpert
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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who is Mickey Mouse’s bully?

Meanie Mouse

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👤︎ u/Echo_The_God
📅︎ May 12 2021
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What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?

Disney hurts!!

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👤︎ u/SirenofInsomnia
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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What kind of auto does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft

He was charged with being Goofy

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👤︎ u/Payasin70
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Mickey Mouse is in a divorce court.

The judge asked, "So you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"

Mickey went, "I think what you heard me say was that she's fucking Goofy!"

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👤︎ u/gt0t
📅︎ Feb 11 2018
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Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming “Mickey Mouse”!

When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”

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👤︎ u/GPyleFan11
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Where on your body is Mickey Mouse closest to?

This knee.

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👤︎ u/neloc1
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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What's Mickey Mouse's Wi-Fi password?

Disneylan

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👤︎ u/Pinkyrocket
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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My daughter loves Mickey Mouse, so that's why I had to go to Disneyland.

When I came home, I told her where I have been to, she was very excited.

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👤︎ u/dj_techguy
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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Why did Mickey Mouse need a club?

To make Donald Duck.

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👤︎ u/ademnus
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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My daughter was watching Mickey Mouse when Mickey had this great jokes

Mickey is given a ladder Mickey: This will surely give me a step up! She didn't laugh. I did.

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👤︎ u/chrono4111
📅︎ May 12 2018
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I went to Disney Land because my daughter is obsessed with Mickey Mouse.

She was so excited when I got home and told her.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 12 2022
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A Lawyer says to Mickey Mouse: So it says here that you want to divorce Minnie for being… extremely silly?

Mickey: No I said she was fucking goofy

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👤︎ u/Tatu649
📅︎ Nov 12 2021
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Went to Disney World due to my daughter's obsession with Mickey Mouse

She was so excited when I got home and told her about it

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👤︎ u/buttered_t0asties
📅︎ Nov 29 2021
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

To go looking for Pluto!

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👤︎ u/Everybodys-Guy
📅︎ Oct 08 2021
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Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie !

But the judge tells him...

" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."

Mickey says..

" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"

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👤︎ u/Dead_Man_Talking117
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said “you can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said:

“I didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”

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👤︎ u/c0olzero
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?

Ministop

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👤︎ u/KingExpertise
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?

A Minnie Van

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews
📅︎ Jul 02 2016
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So Mickey Mouse went to file for divorce from Minnie..

The judge said, "I can't approve the divorce just because you think your wife is crazy."

Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking goofy."

Edit: autocowrecks

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👤︎ u/FilthyMcnasty87
📅︎ Dec 27 2015
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What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's helicopter?

Disneyland

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👤︎ u/Arroword-Warrior
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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(In Scottish Accent) What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's helicopter...

Disneyland

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👤︎ u/keano1205
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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Mickey had to break up with Minnie Mouse

He found out she was fucking Goofy.

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👤︎ u/cdmontgo
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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Did you hear about Mickey Mouse's helicopter?

Disneyland

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👤︎ u/nodogsaloud
📅︎ May 06 2018
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

He wanted to find Pluto.

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👤︎ u/Ginger_Waves
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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Dad: What mouse walks on two legs? Me: uhh..Mickey Mouse

Dad: What duck walks on two legs?

Me: Donald Duck!!

Dad: All of them, you moron

Me: shit

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👤︎ u/xjakexlol
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?

A Minnie-van!

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👤︎ u/canes24
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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