I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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What do Michigan state and cannabis have in common?

They're both green and get smoked in bowls!

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📅︎ Jan 11 2016
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You know why you should be my partner in the marijuana businesses?

Because you know I won’t smoke up all the profits.

Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. 🙄

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📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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There is a company in Michigan that makes tonic water for cats

Most people in Michigan are shocked to find out they live in a cat a tonic state

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Dadjoke practice

Backstory: I'm a flight instructor, and I was teaching one of my students about the "Area Forecast". We were going through which areas of the country the forecast covered, and in addition to a bunch of states, there's a few lakes, like Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, etc.

Her: "Why are these lakes included in the forecast?"

Me: "Because they're pretty great."

Additional backstory: I will be a dad of 2 in less than a month.

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Dad pulled this one while watching the game

I get home during half time of the Michigan State vs Michigan game. As an MSU fan I asked my dad if we got the ball back after half-time not knowing who started with the ball first half.

Me: Do we get the ball back after half time? Dad: I'm sure we will at some point.

We all laughed

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