Methamphetamines Puns

5,000 lbs of methamphetamine seized. Good job meth lab!

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/MisterDecember

📅︎ Aug 04 2022

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What starts with M, ends with E and can bring two people eternal happiness?

Me...

I'm a divorce lawyer.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen

📅︎ Nov 18 2021

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What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?

Aftermeth

Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Schwwish

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks movies has been using methamphetamine for a while apparently.

I thought he was just a quack addict.

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👤︎ u/DiggerNick9

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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