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Merriam Puns

A list of puns related to "Merriam"

I begin my new job tomorrow, proofreading for Merriam-Webster, the online dictionary. I asked them if I'd be starting at nine, and they told me to fuck off.

I'll be starting at aardvark, like everybody else.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ May 10 2021
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I’d like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word “plethora”.

It really means a lot.

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👤︎ u/jmhollifield
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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👤︎ u/youthfulcomrade
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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I just learnt the medical name for Viagra

Mycoxaflopin

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👤︎ u/thistardis
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I sincerely agree with the doctor!
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👤︎ u/abishiekh
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. If you don't get it look up "panda" in the dictionary ...

"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."

Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:

"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"

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👤︎ u/istrebitjel
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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👤︎ u/johnaldmilligan
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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