Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Windows
Hello! I'm finally back, and I'm here to show off season 1! I'm very pleased with what I got out of the sim, and I hope you enjoy!
Episode 1: >!The game begins with 2 tribes, Zamu and Puka. Zamu is automatically perceived as the stronger tribe, as Puka is considered older and weaker. On Zamu, Megamus automatically assigns Zimmhasuer as the tribe leader, as he is considered the strongest to him. Zimmhauser is frusterated however at this notion, because he dislikes being in the spotlight. Bob is shown being uncomfortably close to some of the woman, including Lela, Avril, and Alodia. Alodia, wanting to carve her own story, pretends to feel attacked to Avril and Drew, who propose an alliance. While Drew agrees, Avril believes that it's too soon for stuff like this. On Puka, Ezzie flirts with The Syncopation, describing that he is the only person that she'd even consider flirting with, which was her strategy. Katrina, Nicolas, Micheal, and Chayna are shown bonding over shelter building, and how they are all hard workers. Chayna laughs in a Confessional about how they're like a knockoff breakfast brunch, and are just in reality the brunch bunch. Puka wins immunity and 50 matches, and Krazy Rick is immediately bummed when Asher runs to the matches to make sure he doesnt get them. At Zamu, Bob begins to scramble, with Bob crying to Dixie about his situation. Dixie silently agrees to vote Lela with him, and tells him she'll talk to Megamus, Drew, and Zimmhauser for him. Meanwhile, Alodia, talks to Drew and Avril about a possible change of plans to a Lela boot, however Drew shuts this down, saying Bob needs to go in order to keep tribe unity. In a Confessional, Alodia seems frusterated about things not going her way. When Drew, Zimmhauser, and Megamus are told by Dixie that she wants to do Lela, Megamus describes that they are in a swing position between if Lela or Bob goes. Ultimately, Lela is saved with Bob going 6 - 2, with Dixie and Bob voting Lela.!<
Episode 2: >!At the start of the episode, Dixie is shown mad on the beach, describing how this shouldn't have been how it went, and how she doesnt believe this was the right choice. Upset, Dixie talks to Alodia, who also agrees to an extent. Megamus then describes in a Confessional how he stuck with Bob going due to how factioned Bob's presence made the tribe. On Puka, Asher is shown feeling uncomfortable about her spot on the tribes,
... keep reading on reddit ➡Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
This map was released back in May, however I think that many of you may appreciate it so I'm reposting it here from Duke4. This is a excellent that features a track by Lee Jackson (the original composer of Duke Nukem 3D)!
Text from original poster Aleks of Duke4:
Releasing my new map: https://www.moddb.co...ads/submachine1
It is intended for Polymost, was tested in EDuke32 snapshots r8930 - r9321. The newest version is recommended. No new art/con.
Some features:
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Difficulty settings also affect respawns. Piece of Cake has no enemies at all, Come Get Some might require knowing your way around not to struggle too much;
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There is an additional version of the map with voxel support. If you want to play with voxels, use this version - it reduces the amount of spriteworks built around some switches etc. and other things that don't look good with voxels. However, the intended version is the one without voxels - this one was added more for potential subsequent plays or if you really like voxels;
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The map is quite unlinear, requires some focus and logical thinking. It should take around 1 hour to complete on first playthrough;
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Besides the regular progression, there is also an optional secret side quest that can be completed - the instructions are provided once you find it;
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There is also a password-protected archive with extra bonus content. It can be accessed after finding the password in one of the secret places within the map;
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The soundtrack for the map is "Megamusic" by Lee Jackson, used with his kind permission.
and not:
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
It’s for Hispanic attacks
Feyonce
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
