Meet Up Puns

That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.

I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”

I guess this means we can’t work out.

I don’t know 8 people without problems

None of them were Happy :-(

I think he might be from the 'K Man' islands

They are part of the bite club

I got hosed. (Cheesy i know)

.. just had my Appendix removed.

Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out

took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.

David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"

Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."

Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"

Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"

Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

Then he will be.......Les Miserable.

A Paw Wow

I look over, and he's reaching into his pocket and pulls out a little vial, and shakes it out all over me. He hands me this vial and he's made a shitty label around it, and he wrote on this fricken label, "Directions: Add in salt to injury".

He's a legend among my friends dads.

Tom's fans didn't expect this kind of diss appointment.

"Hallo, Ween!" said the German.

"Shut up, do I really look that bad?" Ween asked.

and boy, did I see a lot of new faces!

They talked for a few hours while cleaning the store, and find a few isles that are way beyond "dirty". They decided to have a match. Whoever finishes their half of the area is deemed best janitor. Before they started, one of them scoffs and says, "I'ma wipe the floor with you"

Me: sorry I couldn't meet up earlier. I was catching lunch.

Him: that's alright. I just hope you caught it! Lunches can be quite slippery ya know.

We then both proceeded to burst into laughter while his kids and my girlfriend facepalmed.

That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

Guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

I guess we’re not going to workout.