Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
Milky Way as viewed from Mars
What did Mars say to Venus
Why does no one find Mars attractive?
Because it doesnt have a magentic field
Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on Pluto?
I wonder if they have a glass port hole on the Mars rover, to both see out of and so Martians could see into the rover...
Or did NASA miss this window of Opportunity?
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism. It’s a light sentence.
If Earth has Reddit, what does Mars have?
Bruno Mars’s “Uptown Funk” is the catchiest video you’ll ever see…
“Don’t believe me…? Just watch”
I have an unreasonable fear of Mars' largest moon
During testing of a new version of Mars rover, a cat entered the test track and was run over. However, the cat was resuscitated when one staffer played a Benny Benassi hit track. A NASA representative has stated...
...that it was a pity that Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams & Bruno Mars met in a bar...
But they didn't planet that way.
Why can’t you do Schrodinger’s experiment on the surface of Mars?
Because Curiosity killed the cat.
I wonder how sex feels like on Mars...
...probably out of this world!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.
I bet they're out of this world.
Mars: Is it true that only 3% of your water is drinkable?
Earth: Yes.
Mars: That’s pathetic.
Earth: At least I have more than you.
Mars: Stop being so salty.
What did the Mars rover say after it landed?
Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
Made the wife hangry with me.
Swapped all her chocolate bar wrappers around.
She Got her Snickers in a twix.
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
Looks like Earth & Mars are fighting again
Earth just told Mars to "get a life"
Did you hear they landed a rover on Mars?
How does Nasa organize a party?
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
You know how they knew the Mexican got shot on the golf course
There was a hole in Juan.
More sweets for the wife.
Bought the Mrs a Mars and twix, put them on the top shelf where she couldn't reach.
I do wonder if I'm raising the bar too high sometimes.
Elon Musk just cracked a great joke about going to Mars, was it off the cuff?
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
Why are there no cats on Mars?
Because Curiosity killed them.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Did you hear? NASA found a cat on Mars
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it
They found a dead cat on Mars.
It appears it was ran over and killed by curiosity.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
There used to be a cat on Mars...
But then... Curiousity killed the cat.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
What did the Mars rover say after it landed?
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
Why are there are no cats on Mars ?
Curiosity killed them all
Planets align
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into a bar.
But they didn’t planet.
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
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