Magic Tricks Puns

A list of puns related to "Magic Tricks"

I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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👤︎ u/yogeshbiebz
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call magic tricks performed by dads?

Patrick

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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I bought a book of magic tricks. It’s badly written and none of the tricks work.

I guess the magician writer didn’t use spell check.

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Dad: Want to see a magic trick. Me: Sure dad... Dad: That pear is so ugly. Me: What, how is that a magic trick?

Dad: You know, dis-a-pear! Magic!

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👤︎ u/GentleErroneousness
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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I showed a mime a magic trick.

He was speechless

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👤︎ u/fartfacepooper
📅︎ May 09 2019
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Why did the magician fail in his exam of magic tricks?

Because trick questions were asked in the exam.

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👤︎ u/pabesh17
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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How do you finish a magic trick involving scamp?

Tartare

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
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👤︎ u/benjernon
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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My favorite magic trick to perform is turning things to glass

Just making things clear.

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👤︎ u/angryhairpiece
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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I just did a magic trick where I made a stick of butter disappear. It wasn’t very good...

But it was butter then nothing.

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👤︎ u/Brainsonastick
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What kind of magic trick does a latino magician perform with his feet

TOSTADA

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ May 19 2019
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What did the Native American say to the man who had just shown him his very first magic trick?

How

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👤︎ u/Andross3k
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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A mexican magician says he will be preforming a magic trick...

He says, "I'll be disapearing on the count of three." He counts Uno, Dos, and disapears without a Tres. (read tres with an american accent)

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👤︎ u/cruztrbl_
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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What's a weatherman's favorite type of magic trick?

Sleet of hand.

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👤︎ u/nowlan101
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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What did the statistician say when he did a magic trick?

Da ta!!!

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👤︎ u/kevinkit
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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For my next magic trick, I'm going to saw my fraternity brother in half!

A-bro-cadaver!!

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 31 2016
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Magic Trick

Growing up one of my dad's favorite jokes to play on me and my brother was a "magic trick" he knew. He would say "Wanna see a magic trick?" And when we'd say yes he'd say "OK watch, watch" and we'd say we were watching and he'd keep saying "watch" and pointing to his watch.

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👤︎ u/chr10s
📅︎ Dec 17 2014
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

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👤︎ u/udrys
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ May 03 2019
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A Mexican was doing a magic trick.

He said uno, dos and then he disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/Kashindabank
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call a dog who can do magic tricks?

A Labra-cadabra-dor.

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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What type of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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👤︎ u/Of_The_Ocean_
📅︎ Jul 07 2017
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracabrador

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👤︎ u/carpet_tart
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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