I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogeshbiebz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call magic tricks performed by dads?

Patrick

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I bought a book of magic tricks. It’s badly written and none of the tricks work.

I guess the magician writer didn’t use spell check.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Dad: Want to see a magic trick. Me: Sure dad... Dad: That pear is so ugly. Me: What, how is that a magic trick?

Dad: You know, dis-a-pear! Magic!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I showed a mime a magic trick.

He was speechless

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why did the magician fail in his exam of magic tricks?

Because trick questions were asked in the exam.

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How do you finish a magic trick involving scamp?

Tartare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjernon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My favorite magic trick to perform is turning things to glass

Just making things clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angryhairpiece
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I just did a magic trick where I made a stick of butter disappear. It wasn’t very good...

But it was butter then nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What kind of magic trick does a latino magician perform with his feet

TOSTADA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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A mexican magician says he will be preforming a magic trick...

He says, "I'll be disapearing on the count of three." He counts Uno, Dos, and disapears without a Tres. (read tres with an american accent)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cruztrbl_
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What's a weatherman's favorite type of magic trick?

Sleet of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nowlan101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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What did the statistician say when he did a magic trick?

Da ta!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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For my next magic trick, I'm going to saw my fraternity brother in half!

A-bro-cadaver!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditurded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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Magic Trick

Growing up one of my dad's favorite jokes to play on me and my brother was a "magic trick" he knew. He would say "Wanna see a magic trick?" And when we'd say yes he'd say "OK watch, watch" and we'd say we were watching and he'd keep saying "watch" and pointing to his watch.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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A Mexican was doing a magic trick.

He said uno, dos and then he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call a dog who can do magic tricks?

A Labra-cadabra-dor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What type of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Of_The_Ocean_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracabrador

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